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    Get off the footpath!

    To the person who decided to barrel down the footpath on their motorbike past Subway on Great South Road in the middle of Papakura Town Center at about 7:50pm tonight.



    Thanks for reinforcing the negative stereotypes that bikers face every day.

    Really appreciate it.

    Ass.
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    ....Arse......
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    Papakura? Wasn't me. But wotz the problem. If I had been there it prolly would've been me. Thatz wot footpaths are for. They're useful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Papakura? Wasn't me. But wotz the problem. If I had been there it prolly would've been me. Thatz wot footpaths are for. They're useful
    In some circumstances, parking maybe...

    ...or even aiming for suspicious looking minority members, THAT I can deal with...

    But this was just stupid.

    ('sides, you were nice to Daisy, she could NEVER let me harangue your riding habits... cheap hussy that she is...)
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    Nuppers wasn't me! I may be asian, but even that is a bit stah-oopid for us short-sighted, cross-eyed idjits!

    So did you chase him down and throw a steel pipe into his front wheel, before pouring sugar into his fuel tank, breaking his lights, superglue into the ignition, snipping off his cables, slashing his tyres, keying his paintwork, snapping his chain, brake fluid on what's left of his paintwork, bending his plate together, smashing the mirrors, removing his gear lever and pushing it over into a ditch?

    But to be sure, I think Daisy was more worried for the bike and when the plonker on it will do something bad to it!
    oops! Did I reinforce a negative stereotype?
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    Hehehehe. Ever since playing Midtown Madness I've always wanted to scream down the footpath in a Mini, scattering pedestrians and café tables...

    Wouldn't do it on a bike, though. Not unless I had a trail bike or something. Just keep out of the way of pedestrians, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    In some circumstances, parking maybe...

    ...or even aiming for suspicious looking minority members, THAT I can deal with...

    But this was just stupid.

    ('sides, you were nice to Daisy, she could NEVER let me harangue your riding habits... cheap hussy that she is...)
    A two stroke rider preaching road etiquette. Puh-lease

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    I use the foot path to get around parked cars in heavy traffic. Only use it to get around 1 or 2 cars, not as a road LOL.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    But to be sure, I think Daisy was more worried for the bike and when the plonker on it will do something bad to it!
    oops! Did I reinforce a negative stereotype?
    Not at all... we all know that 2 strokes balance out their bad environmental damaging karma, with being careful, considerate and loving types...
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

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    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPeanut View Post
    A two stroke rider preaching road etiquette. Puh-lease
    Hey, if those with the warped desire to ride those horrible smokeless and whiney -assed rice burners can't handle the fact that those of us with oil (and money!) to burn are proud to make our presence known, then it's not our problem!
    At the 2007 Westpac Ride:

    Donor: So ya glad you're a Biker?

    Minnie: F**k yeah!

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