True funny story

**Nicksta** · 4th February 2007, 21:58

lol... i love it....
i go and buy superbike magazines and motorcycle traders.... and the dude in the store asks me every month "is this for you or your boyfriend? or do you ride?"
and he is shocked each month when i tell him what bike... i think he has memory loss or something...

**shafty** · 4th February 2007, 22:06

GREAT STORY!! Thanks for sharing, made my day

**nudemetalz** · 4th February 2007, 22:17

Excellent tale for sure.
Keep it up !!

**MyGSXF:Me** · 4th February 2007, 22:50

Originally Posted by petesmeats

Um i think all you beaut would be biker ladies should
a) not have nuts in the first place
b) if you do have nuts, leave them in the aforementioned handbag.

Pete

Ohhhhh... I dunno...

those 'strap on' ones come in kinda handy when fatting down the straight at Ruapuna at 200ks!!

**smoky** · 10th June 2009, 08:43

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

Ironically the other half wants me to get a hornet 900. Cause she reconds .......

........ You might be a bit gay?

**awayatc** · 10th June 2009, 08:56

My Harley is very retro looking with saddlebags, sprung seat, and big screen....
when I pulled over alongside after having just overtaken a string of cars, one off these vehicles pulls over next to me.......the lady in the rear opens her window and says" what a lovely bike you got there young man..."

She must have been in her seventies at least......, and this "young man" is 50.....

Chickmagnet.....

**Insanity_rules** · 10th June 2009, 08:57

Originally Posted by awayatc

My Harley is very retro looking with saddlebags, sprung seat, and big screen....
when I pulled over alongside after having just overtaken a string of cars, one off these vehicles pulls over next to me.......the lady in the rear opens her window and says" what a lovely bike you got there young man..."

She must have been in her seventies at least......, and this "young man" is 50.....

Chickmagnet.....

Nice work.

Just be careful with this thread, its almost an old age pensioner itself. Who the hell dragged this up again?

**Mully** · 10th June 2009, 09:03

Originally Posted by smoky

........ You might be a bit gay?

You dregged a two and a bit year old thread to make a "gay Honda" joke. Awesome.

Miss Mully basically ensured I got my full licence. I'd had my R for years, didn't have a bike, and she made it happen.

Of course, now she has a bike.......

**geestring** · 10th June 2009, 15:44

Originally Posted by Insanity_rules

So imagine this, I'm outside pak n save putting my purchases in my tank bag and a guy behind me says "nice bike mate" so I turn round and say thanks. His wife (girlfriend, pet retriever???) said in a no it all tone "Oh I'd never let you ride a motorcycle".
So bloke says to me "I bet your not married" to which I reply "yeah I am actually but the Missus is making me get rid of it. Bloke says Oh I see... And heres where I really twist the knife.... She want's me to get a bigger bike so she can inherit this one.
Bloke looks like I just slapped him, his missus looks like I just told them I was Charles Manson and I ride off with a good chuckle.

)

love it, you have a awsome wife, look after her.

**Reckless** · 10th June 2009, 15:59

Great Read!! Good reply!

Originally Posted by Trudes

Interesting the amount of admiring looks us female bikers often get from whipped men as we get off our bikes, and their wives look at us with.... disdain? Envy? Disgust? can't figure out what yet, maybe it's just their knickers up their butts!

Thats cos their old man is lookin at you an a way they never get looked at! Like " there's a real woman". LOL!!!