I can hear it now:
"I didn't see him officer."
"Really and why is that?"
"His farken bike is camoflaged."
"Er....as you were sonny."
Wanna re-think your scheme?
I can hear it now:
"I didn't see him officer."
"Really and why is that?"
"His farken bike is camoflaged."
"Er....as you were sonny."
Wanna re-think your scheme?
Well sounds like you got out of a sticky situation!!! I was riding through Tawa under the motorway overpass this morning and a JETS Transport truck pulled out on me and just kept coming I could'nt fucken believe it fucken blind cunt!!!!!!
Could feel his front bumper brush my leg as I accelerated past!!!
Then the fucken inbreed starts tooting at me!!!
I pulled over up the road but when he saw the size of me the fuck would'nt stop so I hurled abuse at the fucker as he cruised past!!
Fuck you JETS Fuck you very much!!!
Now I gotta clean my undies out!!!!!!!!!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
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RIP Phil (Pinky) SHINE ON YOU CRAZY DIAMOND.
Double good story mate, you are ok and the coppers have a wee chat with a dickhead who seriously needs their attention.
Really glad you didn't stack into him, good on the cops for taking a good approach. Just a thought, you might want to give them a call later on and check what happened.
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Was in the cage on Saturday and stopped because the police had a road blocked off.
A nice person chose that time to drive into the side of my car, right in front of the cop! My comment was "I guess I can use you as a witness...?" elicited a slight smirk.
Sometimes the police are in the right place at the right time!
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