I hate my job

[dasser]

"I Hate My Job"

When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this.
On your way home from work,
stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a
rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect
the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will
not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal
thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."
Now, close
your eyes and repeat out loud five times:
"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at Johnson and Johnson."

[blackkatana]

That's a shitty job, but some ones got to do it. Must be good tho, don't here of vacancies too often.

[jumma]

That job must be a pain in the arse

[Pumba]

Im not sure but im thinking that would be a repost.

[mstriumph]

mebbe ------ but sooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

[kadams]

"I Hate My Job"

Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

I'd also be thinking that there is no way in hell I'll be using something like that which someone else has already "Tested"

[Dafe]

They can stick that job up their arse!

[MSTRS:Me]

Im not sure but im thinking that would be a repost.

Butt the hole post is still cheeky

[dasser]

A nurse walks into a bank.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing beat says,

"Well, that's great..........that's really great.......... Some asshole's got my pen.

[The Stranger:Me]

Was just wondering what job you do to have so much time on your hands to post jokes - then this.

[dasser]

I have the advantage of NOT being stuck in the Auckland traffic...