Now the Maoris want their kumaras back

[Finn]

You evil white bastards. How could you? I hope you all feel guilty.

Nothing a few million can't fix though aye bro.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/...ectid=10421870

[bistard]

When is it all going to end!!
Dont start me on this whole subject,it pisses me off!!

[Crisis management]

I've had a quick sort thru the vege cupboard, only three to return!!

So, do they pick them up? Who do I contact to arrange this?

Hate to be seen as unco-operative.........

[pixc]

oh your F***n kidding me?

Where will it stop??!!!

[Paul in NZ]

happy to swap it back for control of the P or booze trade bro

[Guitana]

They can have them I fucken hate Kumaras!!!!

[MrMelon]

What a crock. I've just been reading the penguin history of NZ, and the kumaras that the original eastern polynesians (whos descendants became the maoris) brought with them were much smaller and a totally different variety anyway.

[Ixion]

Certainly. And once that's done shall we discuss, in the same vein, the white man's equivalent , the potato. Y'know, the one that is used for chippies, n fries and all that. Debit white man value of kumara crop used by whiteman. Debit black man value of potato crop used by black man . I know who's going to come out ahead.

[MisterD]

Right, it's time we started to charge them a technology licencing fee for everything we brought with us, starting with metal tools and going up from there.

[Dai]

Right, it's time we started to charge them a technology licencing fee for everything we brought with us, starting with metal tools and going up from there.

Starting with everything that isnt of "stone age" technology.

Metal, reading, writing, TAB, pokie machines, booze, health care, life expectancy over 40 ish, animal husbandry, pork, the list goes on

[The_Dover]

Fuck them.

We want out missionaries back too!!

[imdying]

Right, it's time we started to charge them a technology licencing fee for everything we brought with us, starting with metal tools and going up from there.

Sounds very complicated... we could just properly colonise the country like we should have done the first time round and kill them all.

[Lias]

We want our KFC, Our Marijuana and our Holdens back.

[Smokin]

Ohh FFS, When is all this bullshit going to come to an end, Just give them back their fuckin Kumara but we want our booze and muskets back plus penalties as it was them that have backed out of the deal not us!!!

[Finn]

Sounds very complicated... we could just properly colonise the country like we should have done the first time round and kill them all.

Well there's certainly enough Poms in the country to have a second crack, but we all know the brits are a lazy bunch of pricks and they'll stop every 5 mins for a cup-o-tea and a moan about something.

We don't want to kill them either. They're good for Tourism.