Women are like apples

[dasser]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of
falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the
ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who is brave
enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
acceptable to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know.


{ This came from an apple friend of mine, she thought it funny.. go figure...dasser }

[klingon]

that explains it... I've always wondered why blokes keep whistling at me and saying "COR!"

[Ixion]

I don't understand it. Please explain

[Karma]

that explains it... I've always wondered why blokes keep whistling at me and saying "COR!"

Or it could be that you've got tits.

[FROSTY:Me]

yep women are like apples-- lots of em are rotton to the core and have lil worms eating away at em

[MadDuck]

yep women are like apples-- lots of em are rotton to the core and have lil worms eating away at em

Or maybe you just met the wrong ones

[Maha]

Or maybe you just met the wrong ones

Shut up Maha, control yourself.......

[Ixion]

Or it could be that you've got tits.

Yeah, that'll do it everytime. But apples don't have tits, I'm sure I would have noticed.

[oldrider]

yep women are like apples-- lots of em are rotton to the core and have lil worms eating away at em

Personal choice and I chose to be a little worm all my life! and ! Great life, would do all again too! Cheers John.

[SixPackBack]

Apples!!.....once consumed they are forgotten about immediately....until next time.

[MadDuck]

Yeah, that'll do it everytime. But apples don't have tits, I'm sure I would have noticed.

They dont? Maybe need to clean ya glasses Ixion

[klingon]

... and choose carefully, because the one you pick might turn out to be a little tart

[Karma]

... and choose carefully, because the one you pick might turn out to be a little tart

If I've picked carefully then she will be

In the words of the immortal Usher 'we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed'

[KLOWN]

read my tag line

[warren35]

Yeah, that'll do it everytime. But apples don't have tits, I'm sure I would have noticed.

they are both made to go inside my mouth though