I want to open a bar in Napier

[yungatart]

I want to complain about him complaining that he hasn't complained yet.

That is just silly, Ixion. How can you complain about a non - complaint?
Anyway- we only do abuse and arguments here, you need to find another room for complaints.

[Ixion]

I want to argue that not complaining about a complaint amounts to constructuve complaing.,

[yungatart]

I want to argue that not complaining about a complaint amounts to constructuve complaing.,

I want to complain about your terrible spelling.
I hope your debating skills are better.

[Ixion]

You said you only dud argument and abuse, not complaints. So you can't complain about speiling

[yungatart]

You said you only dud argument and abuse, not complaints. So you can't complain about speiling

All right, then, smart arse - you are f***en useless at spelling!
You are a silly old nana who cannot spell...so old, that school hadn't even been invented when you were young.

[Ixion]

Ah, abuse, yes that's better. But you missed 'speiling'.

I shall have to complain about the poor quality of your abuse.

[McJim]

Ah, abuse, yes that's better. But you missed 'speiling'.
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Maybe she thought you were playing a german board game?

[Ixion]

You have to choose either abuse, argument or complaints.

You can't have complaints because this is an amateur event and as a Scotchman you're classed as a professional complainer. You can have abuse if you want, being from Glasgow you won't be very good at that.

[Macktheknife]

SO thats is a 5 minute argument then is it?

[yungatart]

Yes. If you want more, you have to pay!

[The Pastor]

I want to complain about hijacking a thread......

[MD]

Banks charge like wounded bulls over here too - they still haven't abolished an annual fee for credit cards yet so hunt around before you open an account here (recommend Kiwibank or Taranaki Savings Bank)

Oh - and the Kiwis ALWAYS complain about the weather (it's too hot/cold/windy/still/dry/humid...delete as appropriate)

I'd say bank fees in NZ are at the lowest end of the scale. Go try a French, German or Jappo bank for a pleasant surprise. make sure you have heart pills handy.
He's thinking about opening a bar so I doubt the cost of a credit card is going to be the make or break decision. That'll be the least of his worries after commercial rentals, builders to refurbish, wages, taxes, backhanders to the local mongrel mob mafia...
But lets not get into an argument or complaint. Back on topic. I spend a fair bit of time in Hawkes Bay and seem to end up in restaurants and wineries. I'd say Napier has too many pubs already. Mid week the staff usually outnumber any patrons. There are plenty of good restaurants and wineries to eat and dine at rather than hanging around bars/clubs/pubs.
Make sure you visit the place and check it out for yourself. Still a top location in summer. Same can be said for Taranaki.

[Patrick]

the weather is very mild - never below 0 never above 30.

I have a complaint...McJimmy laddie is wrong... it is often above 30 degrees... makes for good drinking weather...

[Jimmy B]

Other than that - the weather is very mild - never below 0 never above 30. Had to get used to no more -15 frosts or 37 degree heatwaves. Oh - and the Kiwis ALWAYS complain about the weather (it's too hot/cold/windy/still/dry/humid...delete as appropriate)

It's a good place for motorbikes though.

Oh contrare (is that a word?) Mr Scottish Rider. The sunny Hawke bay frequently exceeds 30 by quite some considerable margin and lets not talk about the UV index

[scumdog]

Kiwis can't hold their liquor, and as such like to get drunk and fight, factor that into your costs. The further north you go, the darker the problem, the bigger the problem. Open a bar in Queenstown instead, you can charge like a wounded bull there as an added bonus.

Q'town bar scene?
Drunken foreign tourists wandering fighting, stealing and driving drunk around 'til early hours and think NZ law doesn't apply to them.


It's the pits.