Hope he/she is ok

[ManDownUnder]

This is what you can expect when big kids play in traffic... it's all fun and games till someone gets hurt

[apteryx_haasti]

I wish I had nothing better to do this morning than express false concern for some random that has hit a goat.

Isn't New Zealand a happening place when some dickhead on a bike hitting a goat makes national news??

Are you just upset because that goat was your special friend?

[Bytor]

Recently I came across some goats,one was lying curled up on the side of the road asleep....it just opened it's eyes and watched

Either you're sick or I'm sick for seeing the innuendo in this

[Finn]

Damn, hope he has a quick recovery.

Read it again. The goat died man.

[Chisanga]

Read it again. The goat died man.

I guess I was in denial

[Toaster]

Isn't New Zealand a happening place when some dickhead on a bike hitting a goat makes national news??

Yeah, and weve got some nerd reporting about spagetti found in a baked bean can in North Shore. It's just all action.

Maybe the rider was making up stories for the cops to explain his shredded "riding-pants" and the wide-eyed expression + smarmy grin on the goats face.

[Guitana]

Personally I feel for the goat!! Here he was just minding his own buisness enjoying a stroll along the main road then WHAM insert motorcyclist here!!
How are his kids gonna survive? His misus is still waiting in a paddock somewhere not realising that old billy has gone to that big scrubby hillside in the sky with a bike stuck in his arse!!!
Lifes a bitch!!

R.I.P. BILL E GOAT

[Swoop]

*Latest press release* The goat was being chased by an Australian farmer with a tube of KY... !*end press release*

[Alice]

Lifes a bitch!!

R.I.P. BILL E GOAT

Lifes a bitch ..........and then yu die,

my workmates favourite saying, hes a full on pessimist, always coming out with some reason why life sux.

[Oakie]

I know a guy who went to jail for that.(Being 'special friends' with a goat) Truely! Come to think of it, I also know a guy who got caught being 'special friends' with a horse.
Interesting people I know.

[Guitana]

*Latest press release* The goat was being chased by an Australian farmer with a tube of KY... !*end press release*

Yeah I'd be running like fuck too those Aussie farmers catch cyphillis from the Koalas in their gum trees!!! Viscious little fuckers Koalas!!!

[Guitana]

I know a guy who went to jail for that.(Being 'special friends' with a goat) Truely! Come to think of it, I also know a guy who got caught being 'special friends' with a horse.
Interesting people I know.

You seem to know alot of Animal worriers (special freinds) OAKIE If I were you I would move to another town and find some new freinds before you get caught up in their antics and find yourself staring down the barrell of a BLUE VEINED CUSTARD CHUCKER in one of Aunty Helens institutions for naughty people!!!!!!!!!

[ArcherWC]

I know a guy who went to jail for that.(Being 'special friends' with a goat) Truely! Come to think of it, I also know a guy who got caught being 'special friends' with a horse.
Interesting people I know.

Thats the south island for ya

[scumdog]

Like the two guys sent to jail.

One for shagging a goat.

The other for acting the goat.

[Dooly]

I know a guy who went to jail for that.(Being 'special friends' with a goat) Truely! Come to think of it, I also know a guy who got caught being 'special friends' with a horse.
Interesting people I know.

Funny, mentioning that, and kinda related.
Did anyone see the news where it showed the drags at Meremere?
The guy who broke the NZ record in the fuel funny car Willy White.
He may be known as a big time noter drag racer or whatever now, but to a lot of us down here..............he'll always be known for fucking a sheep years ago, at a party.