Oh Daisy, Daisy

**xwhatsit** · 18th February 2007, 21:03

YOU BOUGHT DAISY?!?!?!?!

OMG your mum is going to kick your ass!

Congratulations, mate! Lucky bastard.

At least one day I will get to see her! A KBer she remains

**Donor** · 18th February 2007, 21:19

Originally Posted by Theatre

Excuse me if I've missed it, but what exactly is Rosy Donor?

Rosey is a shiny, beeyootiful, sexual machine in the form of a Kawasaki ZZR two fiddy...

Shiny.. red.. shiny...

**EDIT: Yes, I know I got the bloody name wrong, but it's nothing to do with emotion, orright??**

**Lissa** · 18th February 2007, 21:23

I'm jealous

Congrats!!

**McJim** · 18th February 2007, 21:24

Originally Posted by Donor

Daisy is a shiny, beeyootiful, sexual machine in the form of a Kawasaki ZZR two fiddy...

Shiny.. red.. shiny...

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

**Chisanga** · 18th February 2007, 21:52

Originally Posted by McJim

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

Forgive DOnor, he is so delirious with joy he knows not what he is typing.

**gijoe1313** · 18th February 2007, 22:13

Originally Posted by Theatre

Is daisy a long distance bike? I'd have thought the hornet's riding position and 4strokiness would be better for longer rides. The only area I don't really like my KRR is in distance riding, 2 strokes make you want to lose your licence and zap round the nearest corner, not pootle along at 110! Its quite uncomfortable for motorway rides of an hour or so, although that could be because of my height.

Excuse me if I've missed it, but what exactly is Rosy Donor?

Muwaahahah!! Obviously you do not know the depths of my ability to endure, persevere and be resilient! After not being allowed to ride for over 10 years ... nothing, and I do mean nothing will make me feel that riding is ever a chore! Heck, one day, I will probably tour NZ on a little ol'scooter and all! I found the throttle on Daisy a little hard on the wrist at first, but then I remembered to give her a good slapping and voila! A nice, quiet fang for a hour no worries! Felt like I wanted to keep riding her to Gisborne

Funny you should mention that zapping along...several times I had the popoo in front (Maraetai) or behind me (Papakura-Clevedon), fortunately Daisy is far more sensible then me and somehow, even with the L plate on - we avoided any minty moments

I'll just have to ride my little ol'Hornet more to make up for the time I'm going to give to Daisy to stretch her boots (she's made for riding!)

If you hear cackling and see/smell a cloud of hazy two stroker smoke, that'll be me giving Daisy a little run around!

**gijoe1313** · 18th February 2007, 22:17

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

YOU BOUGHT DAISY?!?!?!?!

OMG your mum is going to kick your ass!

Congratulations, mate! Lucky bastard.

At least one day I will get to see her! A KBer she remains

Shhh!

Now she'll think I've got a fetish for bikes!

And as for the moniker "Daisy", she'll be torn between kicking me out of the house or kicking me back into the house!

Actually, she knows I'm a lost cause - I do what I like, when I like, how I like - but always trying my best to ensure no harm comes to anyone or anything

So , hurry up and get your ride worthy - we'll go get some retro clothes and ride like cafe boyos!

PS - Had to take out one smiley from your post so mine could work! W00t!

**Ixion** · 18th February 2007, 22:20

Sigh. It is always hard to have to speak frankly. But sometimes it is necessary for people to know the truth so that they can seek expert medical advice.

Nowdays, thanks to the marvels of modern surgery and pharmocology , quite remarkable things can be achieved by way of assisting folk who, for whatever reason, are lacking in this that or the other.

And so, Mr Donor, i fear to falls to me to tell you bluntly that you lack an essential attribute of Biker. You are ,notably and sorrowfully, lamentably deficient in hoon. If you were very very old, this might be understandable. The capacity for hoonishness falls (alas) with advancing years). Indeed it has been said that if a biker becomes REALLY old (say 200 or 300 years old), he might stop being a hoon altogether. But for a fellow of your tender years, it is not natural.

Just as being presented with a naked nubile panting chick should have any biker erect and grappling within seconds, so likewise, should being presented with a ringa-ding-dinging ,screaming twosmoker have any biker wheelstanding and hooning all over the neighbourhood within minutes.

We all feel very sorry for you. And I am sure that if you consult a doctor he will be able to arrange injections of something or other.

**gijoe1313** · 18th February 2007, 22:36

Originally Posted by Ixion

Sigh. It is always hard to have to speak frankly. But sometimes it is necessary for people to know the truth so that they can seek expert medical advice.

Nowdays, thanks to the marvels of modern surgery and pharmocology , quite remarkable things can be achieved by way of assisting folk who, for whatever reason, are lacking in this that or the other.

And so, Mr Donor, i fear to falls to me to tell you bluntly that you lack an essential attribute of Biker. You are ,notably and sorrowfully, lamentably deficient in hoon. If you were very very old, this might be understandable. The capacity for hoonishness falls (alas) with advancing years). Indeed it has been said that if a biker becomes REALLY old (say 200 or 300 years old), he might stop being a hoon altogether. But for a fellow of your tender years, it is not natural.

Just as being presented with a naked nubile panting chick should have any biker erect and grappling within seconds, so likewise, should being presented with a ringa-ding-dinging ,screaming twosmoker have any biker wheelstanding and hooning all over the neighbourhood within minutes.

We all feel very sorry for you. And I am sure that if you consult a doctor he will be able to arrange injections of something or other.

Wot dat erudite bastion of hoonishness has heartily harrumphed here! I told ya didn't I!? Didn't I tell ya Donor young fella me lad!? Didn't I just say this here afternooners ...

"Now, you don'want to do dat!"
"Look, since I know better, I'll look after Daisy for you, when you come to your senses, you'll know Daisy is still there!"

Just wait, he'll ride Rosy...and soon as he gets his Full, Rosy will be out on her arse as well! And Daisy will be still there, hooning on and getting the rightful applause and you will be feeling the weight of approbation when you do come to your senses...

And did I not say to young Donor this arvo..

"The full might of those in the know, from up high...those who have ridden since the dawning of a motorised stone wheel will come in and say "Now, you don'want to do dat!" "

Deluded you are, back to two-stroker smokers you shall! Mmm!

**Donor** · 19th February 2007, 05:22

Originally Posted by McJim

Nope - Rosy is a red ZZR.
Daisy is a yellow 2 Stroke animal from the slopes of hell.

Aha! See??

I am far too innocent to have anything to do with such a demon! Thus, the Kwaka shall ride me instead to heaven...

**Chisanga** · 19th February 2007, 06:07

So are you getting the new bike today?

**idleidolidyll** · 19th February 2007, 06:44

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

I'm half crazy, all for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet,

upon the seat,

of a bicycle built for two.

Yes folks, it's that ol'gijoe1313 up to his ol'tricks and making sure Daisy is still kept within the KB circle of love

You seem to have the lyrics all screwed up. Here, this is the correct version:

Daisy, Daisy give me your tits to chew
I'm half crazy oh for a screw with you
It won't a stylish entry
I can't afford a frenchie
But you'll look sweet
Upon the sheets
With a bicycle tube up you

Years ago I taught a bunch of my mates in China this version (none of them spoke much english but i translated exactly what it meant.
We were shooting a movie in a small town in western China (only a million people) and we walked up and down the mainstreet pissed as newts singing this song.

On the way i had an idea and asked the guys how to say condom in Chinese. We went into a store and I asked the lady behind the counter for a pack of condoms (not for use of course, just for this stunt).
When she forked over the pack i pulled one out and stretched it a bit in front of her then gave it back and asked if she had any bigger ones that would fit a westerner. (Chinese seem fascinated with our crown jewels)

The boys behind me were rolling on the floor laughing by that time