A question for all KB members

**Riff Raff** · 21st February 2007, 13:52

Originally Posted by mstriumph

and, for those that have previously red-repped Riff Raff for organizing a girly ride, do you also red-rep those organizing dirtbike rides? 250 rides? cruiser rides?

'Twas not I organising the original girly ride - it was Nicksta. She put in a hell of a lot of effort and copped a humungous amount of abuse. Which sucks 'cos she's such an awesome chicky who was trying to do something nice.

**mstriumph** · 21st February 2007, 13:59

...... hope it didn't make here too disheartened - it's a great thing to do, organizing any ride

that old irish toast springs to mind here ..

"Here's to those who wish us well
and those that don't can go to ......"

**Virago** · 21st February 2007, 15:41

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

'Twas not I organising the original girly ride - it was Nicksta. She put in a hell of a lot of effort and copped a humungous amount of abuse. Which sucks 'cos she's such an awesome chicky who was trying to do something nice.

We can only hope Nicksta has gained some satisfaction from this poll, which confirms that the torrent of abuse came from a small minority - arseholes and begrudgers who would need a chip on the other shoulder to become balanced people.

**SixPackBack** · 21st February 2007, 16:08

Hopefully those still sulking from the 'girls only debacle thread' can now move on.
T'was a year ago?

and serious efforts have been made to mend broken fences

**Nicksta** · 21st February 2007, 17:51

sulking is something i dont do, yet i added my opinion and experience to this thread from the past and it appears i'm not over it? i cried a river, built a bridge and got the hell over it a long time ago (yet i got red rep in july??)....

serious efforts have been made by people... i know a lot of girls that got heartfelt apologies... yet one for me is still missing..... i

**eviltwin** · 22nd February 2007, 01:57

Enough of this bullshit...how about a singles ride?

It could be like speed dating.

Rules of engagement:

Females: you must arrive at the start point of the ride 2 hours prior to the males so you have time to catch up on the latest hollywood gossip, fashion faux pas and helmet hair preening tips. No cat fights will be tolerated until the males are present and must be done so in slow-motion. Also during this 2 hour period you must pair off for the obligatory 2 up bathroom excursions.

Upon arrival of the males you then have five minutes to look over the said studs and with vivid pen mark on your petrol tank the registration plate number of any potential riding partners.

Note: showing cleavage busting out of your leathers prior to departure is an acceptable form of bribery. All slappers are welcome except tank slappers.

You then leave in a disorderly fashion and have a further 5 minutes to sort yourselves into a pecking order for the ride.

Males: now that the females have left you have five minutes to down an obligatory beer, smoke 2 cigarettes, dish out the usually male bravado bullshit, draw straws, measure penis sizes and warm up your bikes in the forecourt of the gas station.

Blipping to 12000 revs in the forecourt is acceptable behaviour, this is considered a safety precaution of the ride warning all cagers in the gas station that we are about to leave and it maybe in their best interest to wait.

Upon approaching the female pack you take turns pulling up to each individual on her bike at say 120kph, first checking that her visor is up and she is of said persuasion, then proceed to yell your best pick up line (animated gesturing is acceptable being that she may not be able to hear you).

If she pops the front wheel up and accelerates to 180kph before bringing it back down to earth, she's obviously not interested and that should be taken as a clearly defined dissing.

However if the front should drop prior to the stated speed marker, it should be taken as an initiation of the biker mating ritual, much like that of the madagascar mayfly in heat. With this intention clearly defined you may then begin mimicking the female movements until such point that you feel it necessary to blow past and start showing off. Occasionally you should weight the pegs as to elevate your leather clad firm buttocks in full view of said female in a peacock like fashion. This display of riding prowess, or foreplay as we like to call it should be well rehearsed and be so enticing that the said female counterpart will be gagging for it by the time you hit the next rest stop.

It is preferable that this rest stop be a fine establishment with hygienic facilities so as to consummate your new riding friendship in style, after all, we're not riding Harleys are we?

**crack** · 22nd February 2007, 04:18

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

Girls wouldn't be happy at all if the guys of KB planned a ride that was strictly "Men only," so if the shoe's on the other foot, exactly the same should apply. If Men can't exclude Women, Women shouldn't exclude Men. I was going to vote "I don't mind either way," because I don't really, but really girls, do you mind if you have one or two nice boys attending? Are we really that bad?

The number of Men's only clubs remaining in NZ: Two, last I heard. The rest have been made to allow female members. The number of Women's only clubs in NZ: Over 2500. Makes you think, doesn't it? I mean, it's not like Men are going to get up in arms and demand to be allowed to join some Womens clubs, but hell, if you're allowed a Female only club, you should be allowed a Male only club without being accused of sexism.

Green to you good Sir!

I voted yes:

But if these figures you have quoted are correct, then something is kinda fucked up:

Maybe we men should go back to:

A Woman ,a dog, a Walnut tree, the more you beat them, the better they Be!!

Bare foot, keep em pregnant and in the kitchen???????

What 2500 Woman only clubs??????

Just kiddin!

woman give me love, NOW!:

**Deviant Esq** · 22nd February 2007, 05:32

Originally Posted by crack

Green to you good Sir!

What a cheek, saying that and then not actually giving me any green!

**Lou Girardin** · 22nd February 2007, 05:48

Is KB a biker site, or a male/female/other biker site?
If the women want segregated rides, perhaps they'd be happier with their own forum.

**Trudes** · 22nd February 2007, 06:02

Originally Posted by eviltwin

Enough of this bullshit...how about a singles ride?

It could be like speed dating.

Rules of engagement:

Females: you must arrive at the start point of the ride 2 hours prior to the males so you have time to catch up on the latest hollywood gossip, fashion faux pas and helmet hair preening tips. No cat fights will be tolerated until the males are present and must be done so in slow-motion. Also during this 2 hour period you must pair off for the obligatory 2 up bathroom excursions.

Upon arrival of the males you then have five minutes to look over the said studs and with vivid pen mark on your petrol tank the registration plate number of any potential riding partners.

Note: showing cleavage busting out of your leathers prior to departure is an acceptable form of bribery. All slappers are welcome except tank slappers.

You then leave in a disorderly fashion and have a further 5 minutes to sort yourselves into a pecking order for the ride.

Males: now that the females have left you have five minutes to down an obligatory beer, smoke 2 cigarettes, dish out the usually male bravado bullshit, draw straws, measure penis sizes and warm up your bikes in the forecourt of the gas station.

Blipping to 12000 revs in the forecourt is acceptable behaviour, this is considered a safety precaution of the ride warning all cagers in the gas station that we are about to leave and it maybe in their best interest to wait.

Upon approaching the female pack you take turns pulling up to each individual on her bike at say 120kph, first checking that her visor is up and she is of said persuasion, then proceed to yell your best pick up line (animated gesturing is acceptable being that she may not be able to hear you).

If she pops the front wheel up and accelerates to 180kph before bringing it back down to earth, she's obviously not interested and that should be taken as a clearly defined dissing.

However if the front should drop prior to the stated speed marker, it should be taken as an initiation of the biker mating ritual, much like that of the madagascar mayfly in heat. With this intention clearly defined you may then begin mimicking the female movements until such point that you feel it necessary to blow past and start showing off. Occasionally you should weight the pegs as to elevate your leather clad firm buttocks in full view of said female in a peacock like fashion. This display of riding prowess, or foreplay as we like to call it should be well rehearsed and be so enticing that the said female counterpart will be gagging for it by the time you hit the next rest stop.

It is preferable that this rest stop be a fine establishment with hygienic facilities so as to consummate your new riding friendship in style, after all, we're not riding Harleys are we?

That is truly hilarious!!!! Well done. I'd be in for one of those rides (if I wasn't happily married), but you forgot the most important feature, the quick root in a bush!!

**apteryx_haasti** · 22nd February 2007, 06:49

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

That is truly hilarious!!!! Well done. I'd be in for one of those rides (if I wasn't happily married), but you forgot the most important feature, the quick root in a bush!!

Yes - I also gave green for that write up. Bit of a giggle!

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

Is KB a biker site, or a male/female/other biker site?
If the women want segregated rides, perhaps they'd be happier with their own forum.

Umm...we do have a forum here on KB - it's called Biker Angels. Just as the cruiser riders have one and the adventure riders, and the scooter riders, and the minimoto riders....

**ceebie13** · 22nd February 2007, 06:56

Originally Posted by Deviant Esq

What a cheek, saying that and then not actually giving me any green!

Tut, tut... I dunno, Ryan, some people are just all talk and no trousers aren't they? !!

**ceebie13** · 22nd February 2007, 07:00

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

... but you forgot the most important feature, the quick root in a bush!!

er... which kind of bush are you referring to Trudi? !!!!

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush..." so to speak

**crack** · 22nd February 2007, 23:10

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

That is truly hilarious!!!! Well done. I'd be in for one of those rides (if I wasn't happily married), but you forgot the most important feature, the quick root in a bush!!

What a "quick root" in the bush! when's the next ride: