DRB2 - who the fuck are you??

[Meanie]

Did I mention it had big ears, flew and went by the brandname jumbo.

You have spent way too much time on those country roads alone listening to banjoes bonez now your seeing things

[Meanie]

I was overtaking this yet-to-declare-himself-cretin when he pulled out too - I was about at his rear door and travelling a 'bit' quicker than him so shot past with thumb firmly on the (air)horn button. Not to be put off by this, he continued to pull out, thereby forcing Cowboyz, who was right behind me, right over onto the solid white lane-edge line (oncoming lane). He safely avoided and squirted ahead too. Now this cretin thinks a bit of bumper tag is in order (I'd estimate he was less than a foot from Cowboyz' rear wheel). Watching this in my mirrors, I gently work the brake to show disapproval and the cretin did pull back. He followed for probably 5/6 kms, until Cowboyz and I pulled into a right turn bay to turn off the road we were on. NOW this arsewipe decides that a little threatened side swipe is the go...fully half his car would have been inside the turn bay and I reckon his drivers wing mirror passed underneath my leftside mirror which extends about 6 inches beyond the bars.
Understand my fury now??

This fucker wants to be casterated and his balls hung on his mirror like a pair of fluffy dice

[davereid]

I've made a note of the rego. Mr. Cretin may come to wonder exactly how many million friends you have !

[Fatjim]

Shit MSTRSS, come to Welly. All in the day of the life of a lane splitter mate.

Harden up man, you're getting soft.

[MSTRS:Me]

Harden up man, you're getting soft.

Occupational hazard - a sign of getting old - your turn is coming mate!

[KLOWN]

sounds like he needs a visiting with 50 + bikers, Need to go up to him and tell him this is his ONE get out of jail free card any thing else EVER happens these 50+ bikers will not just be sitting on thier bikes they will be beating the shit out of him! If he lived up here I'd be first in line to join you! Nothing like a friendly warning to get him to pull his head out his arse

[Macktheknife]

Glad you guys are ok mate,
Bloody shame that nothing is going to come of this.
It would just be poetic if his car was covered in brake fluid, and then driven into a police impound lot for illegal parking or something, not that this will ever happen.
Glad you guys are ok though.