What ! some tosser picks your bike up from its fully legal park and moves it onto the footpath so they can park the car !
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What ! some tosser picks your bike up from its fully legal park and moves it onto the footpath so they can park the car !
David must play fair with the other kids, even the idiots.
HIROSHIMA SCREAMER
HMMMMM!!!! I have an easy fix for you get a jack and jack this arseholes car up and put blocks under his chassis so the tyres are just off the ground!Originally Posted by davereid
What ! some tosser picks your bike up from its fully legal park and moves it onto the footpath so they can park the car !
When he gets in to drive off in the morning he will sit there spinning his wheels going nowhere and revving the tits off his prized possesion!!!
He will instantly assume that there is a problem with the transmission and call a legendary mechanic from the AA to assist him with said problem!
On close inspection he will discover much to his embarrasment he has been duped by a more intelligent Homosapien than he is and never bother you again!!!
OR there could be a knock at your door one morning and he could beat the living shit out of you while you're in your pyjamas and still half asleep for getting the better of him!!! Good luck to you on your application for victim support!!
But we all know violence dosent solve anything!
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
Sir Cumference
You parked on a footpath and got caught. Pay the fine and get over it.
Without the parking officers that you so venomously despise, you wouldn't get a park on designated bike parks either - there'd be a cage parked there instead.
While reviled for their work, they are necessary to prevent complete parking anarchy.
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Hardcore Biker
They were probably acting on a complaint, so the real problem might be your nice neighbour. They are just doing their job, just like the police, IRD, prostitutes, if you dont like them stay out of their way!
They couldnt give a flying fuck if you are pissed off or feel agreived, their job is to show you the error of your ways and make you comply with the bylaws of your city. Get over it
Sir Cumference
The attached scan from today's Otago Daily Times sheds more light on the issue.
Last edited by Virago; 4th September 2008 at 23:19.
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
I like the idea of jacking up the parking wardens car so the wheels are JUST off the ground hehehe
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Loud and Uncouth
Nothing like a pram pushed into the side of the car to give them a hint....
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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