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    Quote Originally Posted by looseunit View Post
    kiwi biker nerds wata bunch of gays i got a job in a bike shop
    Good luck , hope all goe's well for you bud.
    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looseunit View Post
    kiwi biker nerds wata bunch of gays i got a job in a bike shop
    Every business needs someone to sweep the floors and clean the toilets I guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drum View Post
    Please let us know what bike shop you're working at.
    Don't know why you asked... he won't have the nuts to front with that info.

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    Quote Originally Posted by looseunit View Post
    kiwi biker nerds wata bunch of gays i got a job in a bike shop
    Strange i thought he had a job in the film industry and this was just a joke?
    This my neighbor, Nursultan Tuleiakbay. He is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Speedie View Post
    What a great presentation letter, expect your door to be knockin any minute.
    Hey give the dude a chance, at least hes making some effort.


    yeah some of these old thrashers are a bit prejudiced, maybee they dont think a forum post deserves a break and the chance of a job.

    //BS

    grats for having the nerve to do it man. Good luck.
    (oh and ah lay off the insults next time man, you never know, some of these people MAY actually be paying your wages..)
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    i want a job too

    give me $200000 plus a year ,uniform,sickness/illness insurance,free donuts,and perks of uniform.shit top job at auckland police gone.sorry good coppers out there,you know the constables doing the yards no offence to you guys/gals.just the system you work under.
    Hello officer put it on my tab

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    i am 26, and i am nearly finished my electrical apprenticeship.

    i really dont like pulling & terminating cables for a living though. i was hoping to get into something motorcycle related too... but clowns like this make it hard to make a good impression. i mean imagine if he were to go to the bike shop owner:
    guy "hey yous give me a job i can fix bikes up good. dont need a apprenticeship because i can do mean skids"
    owner " ummm no thanks"
    guy "i was just trying to start an argument i already have work in film industry"(ticket sales at cinema??)
    owner "ok then. i am busy, so please leave"
    guy (sitting on fireblade and making vroom noises)"fuck you au"
    (gets off and bike falls over. bolts out of shop onto his rotary 250(notice how a lot of rotary enthusiasts are idiots?))

    15 minutes later.....

    owner "yes i need a new fairing for a fireblade......... no it wasnt in a crash..... some little cunt dropped it right in the shop....... yes right in the shop........what do you mean thats not covered!!!!.......... ah jesus!!!!"

    me "excuse me i was wondering if you have any sort of part time work or work experience i could do? i would be willing to work after my regular job, or on weekends, for nothing just to get some experience. maybe you will like my neat appearance, good work ethic, and the fact that i have dedication enough to complete other apprenticeships, to offer me some sort of employment oh kind bike shop owner?"

    owner: (starts beating me with a set of ape hangers) "fuck off you little cunt!! arseholes like you should die"

    me"?!?!? okay then." (commits suicide due to deep depression from being rejected by a member of the bike community)

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