Job opportunity

**Donor** · 2nd March 2007, 23:15

Wonder if picking out the spelling mistakes in the ad is a requirement for the application process?

**justsomeguy** · 2nd March 2007, 23:40

Fat Tony,

I am leaving for Sydney permanently on the 17th of Mar. There I intended looking for a sales role. The position advertised would be a dream match with what I desired.

Currently working in software quality assurance with www.kiwiplan.com I planned to find and switch back to a sales role in Australia.

I have been public speaking since the age of 12 and currently am an active member of Toastmasters.

I will be more than capable of working with eBike insurance to create presentations and deliver them to audiences through either one on one sessions or through group talks to people in their hundreds, at bike rallies for example.

Moreover I have a full bike license that is valid for use in Australia, will be over 25 years of age in just over two weeks and I have the fitness and experience to commute several hundred kilometers at a time.

If there is any advice you may be able to pass on to help me apply for this role I would be greatly grateful.

Kindest regards,
JSG

**Fat Tony** · 3rd March 2007, 00:01

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

If there is any advice you may be able to pass on to help me apply for this role I would be greatly grateful.

Mate, I'm sorry but I don't know anything about the position other than what's shown in the ad above. I don't work for the company, I just got the ad as part of a newsletter that came through this morning.

However, if I could offer some advice... don't use blue type on dark grey

Good luck with it, sounds like you've got the skills that they'll be looking for.

Cheers,
Tony

**justsomeguy** · 3rd March 2007, 00:07

Originally Posted by Fat Tony

Mate, I'm sorry but I don't know anything about the position other than what's shown in the ad above. I don't work for the company, I just got the ad as part of a newsletter that came through this morning.

However, if I could offer some advice... don't use blue type on dark grey

Good luck with it, sounds like you've got the skills that they'll be looking for.

Cheers,
Tony

Thanks for bringing the add to my attention bud. Changed the font colour.

Hey - if any of you KB'ers know anything relevant could you please get in touch. Ta.

**ajturbo** · 3rd March 2007, 06:46

shit.. the life style sounds like what i am/have been doing for the last 6 years... but now i have a "real" job... bugger

**The_Dover** · 3rd March 2007, 07:58

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Fat Tony,

I am leaving for Sydney permanently on the 17th of Mar. There I intended looking for a sales role. The position advertised would be a dream match with what I desired.

Currently working in software quality assurance with www.kiwiplan.com I planned to find and switch back to a sales role in Australia.

I have been public speaking since the age of 12 and currently am an active member of Toastmasters.

I will be more than capable of working with eBike insurance to create presentations and deliver them to audiences through either one on one sessions or through group talks to people in their hundreds, at bike rallies for example.

Moreover I have a full bike license that is valid for use in Australia, will be over 25 years of age in just over two weeks and I have the fitness and experience to commute several hundred kilometers at a time.

If there is any advice you may be able to pass on to help me apply for this role I would be greatly grateful.

Kindest regards,
JSG

and the way he rides, he'd be a fuckin great advert for why any other bikers around him should have insurance!!

**Scouse** · 3rd March 2007, 08:16

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Fat Tony,

I am leaving for Sydney permanently on the 17th of Mar. There I intended looking for a sales role. The position advertised would be a dream match with what I desired.

Currently working in software quality assurance with www.kiwiplan.com I planned to find and switch back to a sales role in Australia.

I have been public speaking since the age of 12 and currently am an active member of Toastmasters.

I will be more than capable of working with eBike insurance to create presentations and deliver them to audiences through either one on one sessions or through group talks to people in their hundreds, at bike rallies for example.

Moreover I have a full bike license that is valid for use in Australia, will be over 25 years of age in just over two weeks and I have the fitness and experience to commute several hundred kilometers at a time.

If there is any advice you may be able to pass on to help me apply for this role I would be greatly grateful.

Kindest regards,
JSG

You can start by kissing his arse

Oops your already doing that

**justsomeguy** · 3rd March 2007, 08:45

Originally Posted by The_Dover

and the way he rides, he'd be a fuckin great advert for why any other bikers around him should have insurance!!

Ever notice how everyone slower than you is a nana and everyone faster an idiot.

**The_Dover** · 3rd March 2007, 08:48

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

Ever notice how everyone slower than you is a nana and everyone faster an idiot.

Who's faster than me?

I own the slow group.

**justsomeguy** · 3rd March 2007, 08:50

Originally Posted by zrxer

You can start by kissing his arse

Oops your already doing that

Heya grandpa - I'd love to offer you this awesome insurance cover designed specifically for geriatrics who can't ride.

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Phoned the fellas in the UK. They currently have 400 active applications for the position........

**justsomeguy** · 3rd March 2007, 08:52

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Who's faster than me?

I own the slow group.

There are two other groups - no not gay and lesbians you ponce.

The more idiotic medium and the most idiotic fast......

You not get to bed last night?? What you doin up so early -- lookin after poor little Vick I hope........