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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post

    the gene pool doesn't have enough room for you.
    Good luck with that jail time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Good luck with that jail time
    i have good lawyer friends..
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    next person i see txting while riding, i WILL pull in front of you and brake. quickly. my insurance will cover it. and whose gonna believe 'BUT HE FUCKIN DID IT ON PURPOSE!'

    DON'T TXT AND RIDE. i will kick you off you bike. believe me..i can do that. i swear at and abuse the living shite out of cagers on their phones, as well as fuckwits who swerve in and out of traffic, people who don't indicate, and cunts who pass me on their motards with no mufflers at 100kmh in a 50km zone when i'm about to turn right.

    the gene pool doesn't have enough room for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    Good luck with that jail time
    Yep, pretty sure the cops will believe you did it on purpose after that post.

    Dont drop the soap

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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    whose gonna believe...
    Are you a twat in real life, too, or is it just an internet thing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Yep, pretty sure the cops will believe you did it on purpose after that post.

    Dont drop the soap
    THAT SOAP IS FUCKIN SLIPPERY! i swear to god they get a special kind made.

    OK i'm not gonna kick you off you bike or slam my brakes in front of you (i realise now if i have an ACTUAL accident involving some punk kid on a scooter busy txting his bum-buddy mates i'm totally fucked) but i will yell..i've been in the situation where i was stuck in traffic behind a schoolgirl busily txting and driving the scooter with her feet, as i passed her i exclaimed (in my mighty booming man-voice) 'WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!' ..her reaction was awesome. good thing she was only doing about 15kmh cos she would've come off..X-D heh
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Are you a twat in real life, too, or is it just an internet thing?
    no no, real life too..i'm fairly opinionated and like to let people know just how wrong they are. i've had too many close calls with dickheads who think they own the road (cagers and bikers alike) and i don't stand for it.

    didn't think my comment would have such a positive reaction!:-)
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    ...i've had too many close calls with dickheads who think they own the road (cagers and bikers alike) and i don't stand for it...
    Speaking of people who think they own the road:

    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    next person i see txting while riding, i WILL pull in front of you and brake. quickly. my insurance will cover it. and whose gonna believe 'BUT HE FUCKIN DID IT ON PURPOSE!'

    DON'T TXT AND RIDE. i will kick you off you bike. believe me..i can do that. i swear at and abuse the living shite out of cagers on their phones, as well as fuckwits who swerve in and out of traffic, people who don't indicate, and cunts who pass me on their motards with no mufflers at 100kmh in a 50km zone when i'm about to turn right.

    the gene pool doesn't have enough room for you.
    You sir, are an idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    You sir, are an idiot.
    cheers! i do try..
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    I have seen an apple being eating while riding on the motorway, took some doing but she got there. And a bloke at the lights here, with an open face lid and a smoke hanging out his mouth, he must hold it there between stops and lights up for a few puffs when he can.

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    Scooters are everywhere in Italian towns and they casually smoke, drink coffee, talk on their phones, make wild Latin love, all while tootling along like maniacs between the traffic.
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by n0regret5 View Post
    next person i see txting while riding, i WILL pull in front of you and brake. quickly. my insurance will cover it. and whose gonna believe 'BUT HE FUCKIN DID IT ON PURPOSE!'

    DON'T TXT AND RIDE. i will kick you off you bike. believe me..i can do that. i swear at and abuse the living shite out of cagers on their phones, as well as fuckwits who swerve in and out of traffic, people who don't indicate, and cunts who pass me on their motards with no mufflers at 100kmh in a 50km zone when i'm about to turn right.

    the gene pool doesn't have enough room for you.
    good luck when ya do that to some OC and his mates blow your kneecap out with a sawn off...

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    good luck when ya do that to some OC and his mates blow your kneecap out with a sawn off...
    Or one of them Bumble Bee guys!
    ...she took the KT, and left me the Buell to ride....(Blues Brothers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    good luck when ya do that to some OC and his mates blow your kneecap out with a sawn off...
    i would pay to see someone on a harley txting while riding!
    original quote from 98tls - Who gives a shite about Kw when you can all arrive in Fox at the same time sit and have a coffee and thank fuck for motorcycles..whatever the wording on the gas tank.

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    How to ride and Txt

    Quote Originally Posted by Cajun View Post
    While me and motogirl were out having her birthday dinner we saw a sight never thought I would see.

    Someone riding there motorbike and txting at the same time.

    They went straight thru a roundabout around a corner over train tracks, all 1 hand while holding phone infront of them in other hand

    Amazing site, one i never really believed I would see.

    I've had a quick look around and couldn't find this. So here it is.


    This guy will probably win a Darwin pretty soon...

    I Hope

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDAw0e-uD4s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    And a bloke at the lights here, with an open face lid and a smoke hanging out his mouth, he must hold it there between stops and lights up for a few puffs when he can.
    was said bloke on a red bike?
    forsale A100,awesome power.
    near ready for bucket raceing,or just a padock,beach hack.
    gotta be a good deal,surely

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