Bugged up visor

**Babelfish** · 12th March 2007, 10:50

I did my part in reducing the mozzie and a general bug population on my way back from DMNTD's place on Saturday and here's the pic...not a bad effort I thought. Anyone out there with pics to beat it?

**judecatmad** · 12th March 2007, 10:53

No pics cos cleaned mine as soon as I got home last night, but was on a par with yours. Amazing how many of the little critters there were out there last night!

**Squeak the Rat** · 12th March 2007, 11:00

High speed at night in the sticks is the best way to get bugged.

Hat to clean some bird blood off my helmet last weekend

**bobsmith** · 12th March 2007, 11:23

I would say mine's worse but it's in pieces on the road near taumarnui, now in police custody so can't take pictures... but I did once have a juicy bug smeared across a quarter of the visor... had to stop and clean it before I could go any more because half the road looked yellowish and it was too annoying....

**onearmedbandit** · 12th March 2007, 11:34

Off topic slightly but I remember a few years back BMW ran nation-wide full page ad's advertising new technology that 'bounced' bugs off the windsheild. They said it could retro-fitted to earlier models. Apparently they received hundeds of calls about it. Pity no one noticed the date of the papers it was advertised in, April the 1st. They do similar things most April Fools days.

**Babelfish** · 12th March 2007, 11:53

I just figured all the bugs had followed DMNTD down. They all seem to have face seeking auto pilot...either that or my empty cranial cavity is creating a vacuum to suck them all in towards my head

**Guitana** · 12th March 2007, 13:49

Should've got a photo of the carnage left behind when a bee stung me on the nut through my trou on a ride!!!

**judecatmad** · 12th March 2007, 13:55

Originally Posted by Guitana

Should've got a photo of the carnage left behind when a bee stung me on the nut through my trou on a ride!!!

Or maybe not........

But OUCH!!!!!

**HenryDorsetCase** · 12th March 2007, 13:55

Originally Posted by onearmedbandit

Off topic slightly but I remember a few years back BMW ran nation-wide full page ad's advertising new technology that 'bounced' bugs off the windsheild. They said it could retro-fitted to earlier models. Apparently they received hundeds of calls about it. Pity no one noticed the date of the papers it was advertised in, April the 1st. They do similar things most April Fools days.

I particularly like your new signature

**Maha** · 12th March 2007, 14:10

I think this beats it hands down Temp.......

But top effort anyway mate....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...6&d=1153815728

**Babelfish** · 12th March 2007, 14:37

Originally Posted by maha man

I think this beats it hands down Temp.......

But top effort anyway mate....

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...6&d=1153815728

Yeah, by the other end of those you'd be as blurry as my vision was anyway...ok, you win. HAve a good one this Friday Maha, DMNTD asked me along but a. I'm playing in town (DJ) on friday and b. I didnt want to be his date....and c. that gammy leg hanging off his bike scares me (not that I'd see it long enough before he dissapeared off into the distance)

**Maha** · 12th March 2007, 14:44

Originally Posted by TempBJ

Yeah, by the other end of those you'd be as blurry as my vision was anyway...ok, you win. HAve a good one this Friday Maha, DMNTD asked me along but a. I'm playing in town (DJ) on friday and b. I didnt want to be his date....and c. that gammy leg hanging off his bike scares me (not that I'd see it long enough before he dissapeared off into the distance)

So you are a DJ BJ?.....are you sure you didnt copy and paste those bugs off Chris's lid?...cos his always looks like it needs a water blast. Ya know how Bikers say....'fuck did ya see that swam of bugs'...well when the the bugs get to where they are going, they say...'Fuck did ya see that ZX10'!!..

**Babelfish** · 12th March 2007, 14:58

Originally Posted by maha man

So you are a DJ BJ?.....are you sure you didnt copy and paste those bugs off Chris's lid?...cos his always looks like it needs a water blast. Ya know how Bikers say....'fuck did ya see that swam of bugs'...well when the the bugs get to where they are going, they say...'Fuck did ya see that ZX10'!!..

Was a dj....got out of it a few months back but filling in for a couple of nights this month for extra chingies...and provision for extra excuses for the excessive embibing of el groggo.

I didnt check his helmet...but his bikes clean enough to eat yer tea off...I turned up to his on sat with me bike looking a little shabby. He and Annette gave me a large bollock kick for the state of it, followed by the extraction of enough cleaning gear to clean a large battleship and me watching them attack me filthy vitter with the same vigour a catholic priest goes at a choir boy...mental note, throw a bit of dust on bike just before getting to their place next time, it works a treat to get the bike washed.

**Maha** · 12th March 2007, 15:07

Originally Posted by TempBJ

followed by the extraction of enough cleaning gear to clean a large battleship and me watching them attack me filthy vitter with the same vigour a catholic priest goes at a choir boy...mental note, throw a bit of dust on bike just before getting to their place next time, it works a treat to get the bike washed.

So....you are telling me that...the 'said couple' cleaned your bike for you? am i correct in my assumtion?....and if this be thy truth, thou shall let no man speakth wrong of thee who live by Bethleham (fuck i sound like that priest you speak of)....