Guinea pigs in the wild??

[0arbreaka]

mmmm pork sounds good lol, this guinea pig is a fuck load bigger than your petshop variety guinea pig like I said before it looks like its the size of a rugby ball, and a mate of mine has got a fully suppressed .22 which would probably do the job, if not its the baseball bat.....

[Shadows]

mmmm pork sounds good lol, this guinea pig is a fuck load bigger than your petshop variety guinea pig like I said before it looks like its the size of a rugby ball, and a mate of mine has got a fully suppressed .22 which would probably do the job, if not its the baseball bat.....

Shit... only the size of a rugby ball? It must be only a baby. Watch out for the parents, they can't be too far away, and they are very protective of their young.
I hope that there aren't any families with small children living nearby!

[Disco Dan]

Guinea Pig is meant to taste quite nice...

[imdying]

Air rifle to shoot that? You'd be better off with an AK!

Far more fun than merely shooting it... build an interesting trap and video it

[Pixie]

Feral guinea pigs can grow to enormous sizes in the wild. Dogs and cats aren't a problem, in fact they can grow to the point where even crocodiles won't fuck with them. They can be extremely dangerous when cornered and use their giant bunny teeth to disembowel their attackers. In fact, they are regularly hunted in an effort to reduce the population in some parts of the world, in order to ensure the safety nearby villagers.

So that's what took my left leg.
i've been telling everyone that there's a giant tailless rat living in the creek.

[Curious_AJ]

i'll take the guinea... hehe... tiny little thing... ill take it home and love it and hug it and squeeze it and call it george ^_^!!

[mstriumph]

i have recipes for guinea pig .....................

[Flatcap]

i have recipes for guinea pig .....................

But you need more than one, given the amount of flesh each provides.

I find them nice in a stew, particularly if you include the tiny little smooth muscles (heart, kidney etc.) to flavour the broth

[0arbreaka]

i have recipes for guinea pig .....................

im keen, are you a good cook?

[Ixion]

But you need more than one, given the amount of flesh each provides.

Not when they're as big as Mr Patd0g's capybara is going to grow to.


I reckon spit roasting would be the deal

[Wasp]

i'll take the guinea... hehe... tiny little thing... ill take it home and love it and hug it and squeeze it and call it george ^_^!!

me me, pick me!

[Flatcap]

Not when they're as big as Mr Patd0g's capybara is going to grow to.


I reckon spit roasting would be the deal

I take it you mean a proper spit roast, not the pervy sexual one...

[Ixion]

Pervy sexual guinea pigs? Are you sure you're not thinking of gerbils?

[hurricane_r]

wow those ones are huge!

does that mean a musleum can still eat them?

[Blackflagged]

So Mr Patd0g's "guinea pig" is actually a capybara then?

Dunno about an air rifle, looks like that thing is going to get pretty big, air rifle might just infuriate it.

If you have to much trouble,contact these guys-they have abit of experience,with vicious Varments
http://www.anti-squirrel.com/index.html

Read the story about ,a nasty, attack on a motorcyclist!!!