Twelve priests

[dasser]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a lush garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model with dancing eyes danced before them (she was Catholic, of course!).

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, a handsome young man; Carlos.

Poor Carlos! As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and as he bent to pick it up all the other bells started to ring....

[Goblin]

Bling awarded!

[Dodger]

Bling Bling!

[The Stranger:Me]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a lush garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model with dancing eyes danced before them (she was Catholic, of course!).

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, a handsome young man; Carlos.

Poor Carlos! As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and as he bent to pick it up all the other bells started to ring....

My first thought when I started reading this is why test them with a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model with dancing eyes?

Surely a young school boy would be a more appropriate test.

[Sniper]

Very good.....

[Beemer]

You have redeemed yourself with a joke I hadn't heard before!