Bike came from nowhere - left me with a fork in my head!

[Scorpygirl]

Crikey...I know about pasta water burns, mate. Ended up in Middlemore Burns ward after pouring boiling water with macaroni in it over my left hand. They called me the "macaroni kid". Ask Rhino for the details. Another of the many 9 lives! of the Scorpygirl!!

[scumdog]

I prefer dealing with the dead people, they complain a lot less and are easier to handle..
And none of them ever complain.

[alexthekidd]

jeeez up until the whole thank god it wasn't real i was seriously worried

[Oakie]

Wuld be interested to know the ratio of chest compressions to breaths that you were taught. There are very recent changes been made through the resusatation council. We have all just changed our procedures..

30 to 2 in all cases with the only variable being that people over about 8 years old don't a couple of breaths before starting compressions.

[Riff Raff]

I've put up a thread on how to remove a helmet here

[vifferman]

I thought if you did the chest-pumping vigorously enough, the helmet would just fly off by itself. Sort of like the gob of food when you Heimlich some poor choking bastid. Of course, you might need to give them a good shake first, then jump on their chest.

[Quartermile]

Must have been a goldwing, they could take on a cage and come of better.

Note the key word:

Damned fool on his sports bike came out of nowhere and slammed into the front of us in the car.

[MidnightMike]

Note the key word: sports bike

Actually, key WORDS, because theres two




stop picking holes quat, it just cracks me up

[Quartermile]

Actually, key WORDS, because theres two




stop picking holes quat, it just cracks me up

Whats my quote for Mike come on (spelling includes grammer)

[Quartermile]

I got a few comments I can make that will stop the laughing

[MidnightMike]

I got a few comments I can make that will stop the laughing

And will stop your fingers ever being able to type again?

[Quartermile]

I would stop the harsh words people might not approve

[MidnightMike]

so you want that one to be the only finger that can move?

sweet as then.

[Quartermile]

I think that would be very violent mike

[MidnightMike]

I think that would be very violent mike

Im a violent person, you know that.