Bulletproof idiots

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 17:53

Well, someone pointed out that someone should run the books on (and i quote) "the bullet proof idiots on here"

now, we all know em, and love em. "im a mature rider, i can handle a twosmoke 250 on my learners"

"ive been riding dirt bikes since i was <10"
"gn's r gay, i wnna gt me a nsr cuz"

so, currently, there is only two entrances, bettings are as follows:

One cookie or equally desirable sweet (minimum)
A pie (prefferably apple :P)
anything thats sugary, tasty and well, sugary and tasty

the contenders:

Zealot: rebuilds anything with an engine in it, likes a bit of speed, might be considered a boy racer... wants an rs for his first bike

2strokegirl: shes 16, she has a virago and all the parents money in the world... Been riding dirt bikes since she was five, 6 months of riding an XV250 and wants a RS...

the winner, is the first binner

(please note this is a piss take, but sweet goods will be shipped to the winner)

People start bettin!

On the more serious side, wheres the modesty with todays kids... People with cash are getting RS/NSR/RGV/Mito/TZR and binning like mad... AND RUINING PERFECTY GOOD BIKES!

Lets hear all ya'll oppinions on the subject, old and young alike....

Denis

hmm... im starting to think this would have been better located in the drivel section...

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 17:54

oh, and feel free to add contenders, but there must be a reason!

**kiwifruit** · 21st March 2007, 17:59

They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.

**alexthekidd** · 21st March 2007, 18:21

hey if she really has been riding dirt bikes for 10 years then i' sure she will be fine.

RS for a first bike, well now thats another story.

just cause you ride a GN doesn't mean there is anything wrong with starting on anything else

**Macktheknife** · 21st March 2007, 18:30

Hang on, what are the criteria for candidates?
skidmark?

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 18:38

Originally Posted by Macktheknife

Hang on, what are the criteria for candidates?
skidmark?

Must think they are bullet proof, must be an idiot

skidmark, sure, if you provide evidence... wheres that thread gone...

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 18:39

Originally Posted by alexthekidd

hey if she really has been riding dirt bikes for 10 years then i' sure she will be fine.

RS for a first bike, well now thats another story.

just cause you ride a GN doesn't mean there is anything wrong with starting on anything else

ive ridden everything from a pit bike to a kawasaki h2a... I own a GN by choice, cheap bike till i get my full.

**kiwifruit** · 21st March 2007, 18:40

Originally Posted by FilthyLuka

wheres that thread gone...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=31770

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 18:45

AND SKIDMARK IS IN THE RUNNING!

so far we have:

2strokegirl: no bets, but an obvious favourite not to bin

Zealot: Who knows, no bets

Skidmark: Come one people... im not even going to bother writing up the odds on this one

**Skunk** · 21st March 2007, 18:47

Originally Posted by FilthyLuka

People with cash are getting RS/NSR/RGV/Mito/TZR and binning like mad... AND RUINING PERFECTY GOOD BIKES!

This is the bit that upsets me most...

**toymachine** · 21st March 2007, 18:50

You arnt going to buy all those bikes anyway.

Let them get what they want and if they fuck out they fuck out.

Too much protecting the lowest common denominator these days.

**White trash** · 21st March 2007, 18:52

Even though this particular thread is tongue in cheek (and pretty funny

), I reckon a few people need to get off their high horse.

Who's decision is it to get a smoker at age 15? The riders. Thanks for your concern for my safety folks, but it simply aint your decision. I broke no laws in buying or by riding that bike so keep your oppinions on what I can and can't handle to yourself.

I stepped straight onto an RGV250 at age 16. Derestricted model, had 52hp at the rear wrap (measured). I lasted 2 years on that bike with only minor bins that I would have suffered on anything.

I reckon if it'd been law to ride a GN250 for the first two years of my biking career, I would have given up. No offence to GN riders.

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 18:55

Originally Posted by White trash

Even though this particular thread is tongue in cheek (and pretty funny

), I reckon a few people need to get off their high horse.

Who's decision is it to get a smoker at age 15? The riders. Thanks for your concern for my safety folks, but it simply aint your decision. I broke no laws in buying or by riding that bike so keep your oppinions on what I can and can't handle to yourself.

I stepped straight onto an RGV250 at age 16. Derestricted model, had 52hp at the rear wrap (measured). I lasted 2 years on that bike with only minor bins that I would have suffered on anything.

I reckon if it'd been law to ride a GN250 for the first two years of my biking career, I would have given up. No offence to GN riders.

completely agree, in every way.

but! its the riders choice to ride a honda, yet we still take the piss out of em.

Its a pisstake, and the worst thing that can happen is you owe someone a cookie....

**White trash** · 21st March 2007, 18:58

Different thing riding a Honda. That's trying to prove to the world you have bad taste, nothing more.

**FilthyLuka** · 21st March 2007, 18:58

Originally Posted by toymachine

You arnt going to buy all those bikes anyway.

your not going to buy a motogp bike now are ya? but if you had a chance to take a mental honda bakker 500 for a spin, would you? or would you just say, nah, its nothing cause i dont own the bike....

Originally Posted by toymachine

Too much protecting the lowest common denominator these days.

Your right, screw the minority

(again, no seriousness, piss take)