Sex is like

[Disco Dan]

Is that like EFTPOS pay at pump??

shame you dont always get a reciept... *out of paper*

[ManDownUnder]

...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...

[ManDownUnder]

Don't forget to try for a lube joke, spillage, chosing to eat "before or after pumping" (that's cream pie for those "in the know")

The obvious "Gas" joke

Must be someting you can make out of "forecourt/foreplay"

If you were in Texas you could go for the filth Mexican forecourt attendant angle - y'know Dirty Sanchez. Not sure how you could get the Donkey Punch joke in... maybe introduce something Amish?

There's a possibility to explore Viagra in the fuel of a sports bike so you can get one up on the forecourt (Mono vs... aaaa you get it).

Did I miss anything?

[_Gina_]

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[Disco Dan]

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...

...much more fun to participate though dont you think?

[The Stranger:Me]

Be careful not to assume ignorance on the part of others. Sometimes we're sitting here handing out "just enough rope"

It's fun to watch...

Yeah, I like watching too, particularly where there are ropes involved - oh wait, You were talking about something else.

As you were.

[ManDownUnder]

...much more fun to participate though dont you think?

Oh yes it was, but the whole "golden shower" thing doesn't rate as a spectator sport in my book I'm afraid.

[ManDownUnder]

Yeah, I like watching too, particularly where there are ropes involved - oh wait, You were talking about something else.

As you were.

Na mate - best to use neckties. Strong, soft on the skin and customs don't ask questions as they get x-rayed

[avgas]

Dont say that - or she will expect an extra 4% every 10 seconds