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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    If only he wasn't so damn stubborn and would just tell me what the bloody word means!!!
    Tell him if he can't speak english and stop playing with your affections he can Fuck off!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by desmo dave View Post
    . Child baby is what i come up with.
    I suppose I do look young for my age. Not a child though I hope!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    I suppose I do look young for my age. Not a child though I hope!!
    By the way Sis welcome to KB and we do hope you are indeed a hot babe!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    By the way Sis welcome to KB and we do hope you are indeed a hot babe!!!!
    Thanks so much! Not sure about the 'hot babe' bit though... tis a matter of opinion after all.

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    Random thought....

    In english some use "Baby doll" and things like that as a term of endearment, maybe this is something like that, but in Italian????
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitana View Post
    one thing I do know is Italians are dodgy and theyre into anal sex so be very wary!!!!!!
    And you know this how?
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    And you know this how?
    I watched some Italian porn once !!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    And you know this how?
    I watched some Italian movies once !!!! And the things they can do with wine bottles they truly are gifted!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    Thanks so much! Not sure about the 'hot babe' bit though... tis a matter of opinion after all.
    Post some pics and let the KB crowd decide!
    Do it with a poll and we can see just how hot you are....
    Go on, you know you want to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    Alternatively just find an elderly Ducati owner and say "Psst. How's your electrics ?". Wait for the flood of expletives to run down and you will have heard every cuss word in the Italian language.
    You really are on form recently!
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    I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
    Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

    Mystery continues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
    Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

    Mystery continues.
    I'm beginning to think this guy is full of crap and doesn't know what he's saying. Oh well, I'll send some thugs around and they can beat the translation out of him.

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    Not that I am implying anything but if mortelli does indeed mean mortar or concrete, the wog may have been calling you a thick bimbo or something...

    If so, hunt him down and kill him! But first ask him to repeat what he said - it may have been totally innocent and you missed the pronunciation!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    I have just spoken with our resident Italian and she says "That dosen't make any sense".
    Martelli [sp?] would be "hammer", but mortelli???

    Mystery continues.
    mortelli means...mortar
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisterecho View Post
    I'm beginning to think this guy is full of crap and doesn't know what he's saying. Oh well, I'll send some thugs around and they can beat the translation out of him.
    I'm very good at things like that, and conveniently located in Hamilton :-P
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