Hey get off my bike!

**Mongoose** · 22nd August 2004, 14:37

Ahhh, it must be so much easier bringing up kids now, no care and even less responsibility.
My poor unfortunate kids know their fingers would be chopped off,by me, if the ever even once though about getting on a bike uninvited.But the agian, I am a cruel, heartless sort of father, I think when they get older my kids will sue me for depriving them of such joys.

**Mongoose** · 22nd August 2004, 14:44

Dang thing double sent on me, hate it when that happens

**wkid_one** · 22nd August 2004, 14:55

Yeah - it was me that posted in last time. I came out of a shop to the VTR - and some guy was letting his kid climb and paw all over my bike. What he nor the kid knew is that I had only gotten off it 3 mins before. Needless to say the kid grabbed the header pipe and promptly removed all the skin from the palm of his hands. Whilst I felt sorry for the kid - the guy tried to let loose at me. I just asked for his car keys so I could climb all over his car - then politely questioned his parentage and asked him if he would be so kind as to fuck off.

**Magua** · 22nd August 2004, 15:11

Can't say I've had much trouble with people clambering on my bike, first time I brought it to school a couple of the automotive class tards aparently had a clamber. I also had some guy in my study group trying to show everyone how to change gears, came down afterschool, clutched in and started the bike to find it in fifth gear. I guess the GN125 wasn't as desireable as Indiana's FXR parked next to it

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**Posh Tourer :P** · 22nd August 2004, 15:25

Originally Posted by Mongoose

Dang thing double sent on me, hate it when that happens

Triple even for a while. Why not just delete one?

**Badcat** · 22nd August 2004, 15:25

Originally Posted by NC30_chick

I went into the mall one day cause I was having my Frappachino cravings and I walked out to see this dude sitting on my bike, so i hid my helmet behind my back and walked up to him and asked him if it was his bike? He said that he wishes and started to try a flood the bike, I started having a laugh with him while he was doing it. I said to him, oh that chick that owns the bike is going to be fucked off with you if she catchs you flooding her bike. He then asked "how do you know it's a chicks bike". I pulled my helmet out from behind my back and smashed him in the face with my frappachino.
He fell off and I yelled at him "Don't fuck with my shit". By then I had crowd who was clapping and a few of the guys were calling him a peice of shit. Im sure that if he had a tail, it would have been jammed up his arse.

you and my wife would get on great.
love your work

ken

**Paul in NZ** · 22nd August 2004, 15:25

Originally Posted by Jim2

I doubt he was embarrassed.

I'll bet he was embarassed alright... But only at getting caught instead of being embarassed for being a piss poor father and role model. Any of my daughters would have gotten a kick up the arse then and there for not respecting other peoples property...

There is a name for people that don't. Thieves....

Simple as that...

The sort of spoilt fucktards that are bringing up their piss useless selfish kids these days makes me want to vomit. Mine are not perfect by a long chalk, but they would never do that.

Cheers

**Firefight** · 22nd August 2004, 15:31

Originally Posted by Paul in NZ

I'll bet he was embarassed alright... But only at getting caught instead of being embarassed for being a piss poor father and role model. Any of my daughters would have gotten a kick up the arse then and there for not respecting other peoples property...

There is a name for people that don't. Thieves....

Simple as that...

The sort of spoilt fucktards that are bringing up their piss useless selfish kids these days makes me want to vomit. Mine are not perfect by a long chalk, but they would never do that.

Cheers

Well said Paul, my kids might not be perfect either, but atleast we taught them to respect the property of others.

F/F

**enigma51** · 22nd August 2004, 15:39

Some fuck must touch my baby i will make him and his kids part of the road. There are two things you never touch another mans wife and his bike. You should have waited and see which car is his then as he gets in you should open the door get in and star playing with things inside.

Yamahamaman · 22nd August 2004, 15:45

I have not had any problem with interactive admirer's yet. Maybe it is the flashing red light that is the deterent.

**ching_ching** · 22nd August 2004, 16:34

Originally Posted by Celtic_Sea_lily

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it!

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!"

Hell hath no fury like a Celtic Sea Lily scorned. Should've threatened him with the Hong Kong Phooey too Celtic... waachaaaa!!

ching_ching

**DebK** · 22nd August 2004, 19:36

The fact that he 1. made it look like his kid was the guilty party, and 2. didn't apologise to you, makes him a complete loser. What a great Dad he is. I'm sure his kids will grow up & realise this eventually... he may let them down at a more vital time in their lives.

I must admit however to sitting on a Vespa PX200 once (a shaggidy older one). Was trying it on for size before deciding what kind of learner scoot or bike I wanted. The owner was in his office overlooking the scoot and came down. He was a little put out. I apologised profusely, admitting my mistake and got him into talking about the Vespa. It was then that I realised how obsessed Vespa owners are with their rides. I then decided a Dragster (if I could find one) was more for me.

**Mongoose** · 22nd August 2004, 19:43

Originally Posted by Posh Tourer :P

Triple even for a while. Why not just delete one?

Umm, when this puter illiterate kid works it all out, he will, next time maybe

**カワサキキド** · 22nd August 2004, 19:56

Originally Posted by Jim2

I doubt he was embarrassed.

It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.

That idea has potential, a bolt from the battery would get the off pretty quick too.

**Mr Skid** · 22nd August 2004, 21:40

Originally Posted by DebK

I must admit however to sitting on a Vespa PX200 once (a shaggidy older one). Was trying it on for size before deciding what kind of learner scoot or bike I wanted. The owner was in his office overlooking the scoot and came down. He was a little put out. I apologised profusely, admitting my mistake and got him into talking about the Vespa. It was then that I realised how obsessed Vespa owners are with their rides. I then decided a Dragster (if I could find one) was more for me.

Deb, I'm looking at buying a group N evo, do you mind if I try yours on for size?