Hey get off my bike!

[Gunner]

I doubt he was embarrassed.

It's a shame you can't get remote controlled handlebar warmers with a setting: Incandescant Plasma.You could then put the resulting pile of ash down to SHC.

I have a stun gun that would do the job, 240volts will stop them getting on it!

[inlinefour]

I was down at the fruit & vege Market down on Cabel St and I came back to my bike to find 2 kids climbing all over it!

"Hey! Get off my bike!" I say looking decidedly pissed off!
Their Dad (yes he was there with child #3) says "Yeah get off."
Kid #1, that was sitting right on my bike having a great old time, says to Dad "You told me to get on it!"
As Dad, without any apology, walks away I say "I wouldn't climb all over your car so don't climb all over my bike!!"
Dad still says nothing but looks incredibly embaressed as he leads child 1, 2 & 3 away!

I mean if he'd asked I wouldn't have minded but sheesh!!!! I think I saw a thread about this before so I knew it was likely to happen but man was I annoyed.

Too many people these days just don't give a shit about anything apart from themselves. I get to see it alot in my line of work

[Sniper]

Too many people these days just don't give a shit about anything apart from themselves. I get to see it alot in my line of work

Yeo, being in a phys unit and all. I bet you have had a fair few experiences that werent of a sane nature

[festus]

I've had several instances of this kind of thing.
Came out of school one day to find a fellow student, wasted on glue laying backwards on my pride & joy like he thinks it's a lazyboy!, couldn't crack him, too stoned.
Another time having a beer at a local establishment, came out to see my bike on it's side, now that pissed me off some, I threatened a guy who happened to be standing there looking at it, couldn't prove he done it though.
Was at touch last week, had the TL there, come back after my game to find 3 little ratbags on it! .
With kids, it's more the fear of the bike falling on them, more than breaking the bike, you can repair the bike........

[Sniper]

Was at touch last week, had the TL there, come back after my game to find 3 little ratbags on it! .
With kids, it's more the fear of the bike falling on them, more than breaking the bike, you can repair the bike........

Yep, and then you get into trouble because you have to be there "supervising" your bike. Weird bloody laws.

[crashe]

I had my bike parked up to the side of Aotea Square (Auckland) and I had left my bike to have my meeting.... I looked over to see these asians sitting on it.... well over I went and asked what they wewre doing on the bike...
"Oh just taking pictures to send home".... all said in broken english - flaming tourists....

I asked them did they have permission to take the pictures and did the owners know?
"um no we just take pictures" they all said...

Well I told them ever so politely to F**k off and get the F**k off MY bike.... and to P*ss off.... I told them that they dont sit on anyone's bike.... without their permission... I also said that I didnt want the pic's of my bike seen all around the world....

They started bowing and saying "sorrrry" over and over again....

I had spent 5 hours cleaning the bike for a show that the bike was gonna be in.... and they left all their grabby fingerprints all over it.... I was so flaming mad.... that when they walked off up the road and I saw them I abused them again....

Hey this is my baby and NO ONE sits on her but me.... unless I give permission.

[Sniper]

Hey this is my baby and NO ONE sits on her but me.... unless I give permission.

You are quite nice then, Im really not into sharing my baby with anyone
Im not really a sharing type but Im sure your baby is very nice

[avgas]

get 3in in front of theyre face and say:
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET THIS BIKE!
AND ALOT OF MONEY TO PAY FOR IT!
IF YOU EVER COME NEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE WILL BE SO RED SORE THAT YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN!
THEN I WILL TELL YOU PARENTS ABOUT YOU! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN!
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON A BIKE - GO BLOODY BUY ONE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!"
If that doesnt scare the crap out of them, have an alarm

[festus]

get 3in in front of theyre face and say:
"YOU LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!
IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO GET THIS BIKE!
AND ALOT OF MONEY TO PAY FOR IT!
IF YOU EVER COME NEAR IT AGAIN, I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR ARSE WILL BE SO RED SORE THAT YOU WILL NEVER WALK AGAIN!
THEN I WILL TELL YOU PARENTS ABOUT YOU! AND YOU WILL NEVER BE OUT OF THE HOUSE AGAIN!
IF YOU WANT TO SIT ON A BIKE - GO BLOODY BUY ONE YOU LITTLE [insert term here]!"
If that doesnt scare the crap out of them, have an alarm

Sorry mate but I don't think I could go that far, I have kids and I'd be pissed big time if someone talked to them in that way for whatever reason.

[Wonko]

Now I thought of a nice invention. Hook the start button up so that if the key isn't in, or turned to on, the juice gets sent to each handle bar.

[Sniper]

Now I thought of a nice invention. Hook the start button up so that if the key isn't in, or turned to on, the juice gets sent to each handle bar.

Sounds dangerous, but Im listening

[avgas]

Electric handle bars - now i can see myself hurting again, if i could forget a disclock, im sure i could electrocute myself