`Can I see your licence, please'

[peasea]

fuck off poosea.

you must be one of those suit wearing fags on a charley fergusson.

"ooh the language is a tad ripe round here"

"ooh can't we focus on the motorcycles"

get a proper bike you chutney ferret.

Don't own a suit.

Heterosexual and loving it, got a bit this arvo actually. (Ever had sex with someone else? It's all the rage you know.)

Yup, love my tractor. Not fast but its reliable, a bit like yourself.

Just thought your vocabulary was lacking.

Cranking your knob as hard as you do I'm surprised you can focus on anything.

Again, I like the bike I have, it's real enough, it takes me places I want to go and doesn't owe me a hell of a lot.

...and about your spelling.....see me after school, behind the bike shed. I'd say "bring some fags" but you'd misconstrue the comment.

[Bruiser]

Dover,

You just lost what was left of any support for your arguments here.

And you have just supplied the proof of that old axiom "Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level then beat you with experience"".

[The_Dover]

I neither want nor need the support of a pair of tractor riding colonials.

Now piss off back to your hogley board and talk tassles.

Good chaps.

[peasea]

Dover,

You just lost what was left of any support for your arguments here.

And you have just supplied the proof of that old axiom "Never argue with an idiot, he'll drag you down to his level then beat you with experience"".

Cheers Bruiser. I'm not going to bag Dover, it'd be like poking a rabid dog with a stick; asking for trouble, not worth the effort and a waste of a good stick.

[peasea]

I neither want nor need the support of a pair of tractor riding colonials.

Now piss off back to your hogley board and talk tassles.

Good chaps.

Aww. I was looking forward to rolling round to your place for a bit of male bonding.

[peasea]

...and....
I haven't got any tassles, or chaps......I thought 'chaps' was your bag.

[scracha]

going slow around the corner, I thought if I came around at normal speed then sat in behind him he would speed up.

So thats why all the fuckwits sit an inch from my back tyre if I'm going at the speed limit. Stupid thing to do in a car. EXTREMELY stupid thing to do on a motorcycle.

ps. Some people actually slow down when someone is driving too close to their rear end.

[peasea]

So thats why all the fuckwits sit an inch from my back tyre if I'm going at the speed limit. Stupid thing to do in a car. EXTREMELY stupid thing to do on a motorcycle.

ps. Some people actually slow down when someone is driving too close to their rear end.

Don't say "rear end" too loudly, the Dover is watching, you'll get him all excited.

I don't like rugby either. All those guys, one ball, makes you wonder....

[The_Dover]

is that the best you ball lickers can do?

[Bruiser]

I neither want nor need the support of a pair of tractor riding colonials.

Now piss off back to your hogley board and talk tassles.

Good chaps.

A colonial? I'm a fifth generation kiwi here mate, with a partner whose NZ family tree goes back about 800 years.

As for insulting my preference in rides, all you're proving is how desperate you are for ammunition.

[peasea]

Sorry, was there a contest? We're all waiting for the Grand Whazoo to post something funny, like a picture of your willy.

[The_Dover]

[Patrick]

A colonial? I'm a fifth generation kiwi here mate, with a partner whose NZ family tree goes back about 800 years.

As for insulting my preference in rides, all you're proving is how desperate you are for ammunition.

Dover as in White Cliffs of...

Dover as in colonial....

Dover as in "Yet another F.W.P."

[peasea]

A colonial? I'm a fifth generation kiwi here mate, with a partner whose NZ family tree goes back about 800 years.

As for insulting my preference in rides, all you're proving is how desperate you are for ammunition.

This person (man isn't the word) is a mental midget. There's probably no bike in the garage, no girl in the bedroom and no qualifications on the wall. Funny though, I have to admit.

I do wonder, though, what motivates someone to climb into others with such venomous vitriole with no idea as to the victims identity or background? The word 'shallow' is ironically too shallow to use.

[The_Dover]

This person (man isn't the word) is a mental midget. There's probably no bike in the garage, no girl in the bedroom and no qualifications on the wall. Funny though, I have to admit.

I do wonder, though, what motivates someone to climb into others with such venomous vitriole with no idea as to the victims identity or background? The word 'shallow' is ironically too shallow to use.

harden up you fag.