`Can I see your licence, please'

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 01:02

Originally Posted by The_Dover

Have they got a new library out west or something?

You know a lot of big words Bruiser, you must be a real smart cookie. But I think seeing your own mother naked has fucked with your brain a bit. I didn't mind it one bit though. Your mum's got nice tits for an old bird.

When will you learn that compared to most you're a mental pygmy. Sure you do have a talent for hitting below the belt, but that alone qualifies you as nothing more than an easy target. The term "one-dimensional" springs to mind.

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 01:03

Glow in the dark for me please.

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 01:04

Originally Posted by Bruiser

First things first: the combined ramblings of SPB and Dover retain about as much intellectual validity as witnessing your own mother naked.

As I'm sure you know, since it's glaringly obvious that you've experienced both, neither situation is particularly insightful or, in any other manner, sagacious. For this alone, you are a glib, retch-brained oligophreniac at best.

It would, indeed, be the apex of modern existence to strike you repeatedly in a back alley as you beg for your ineffectual nothing-of-a-life, but upright organisms such as myself have better things to do, like making you and your excerebrose would-be pontifications rebarbative, irrefutable proof of just how mind-numbingly simple it is to operate a computer.

Your pitiable attempts at sardonic wordplay are transparent, coprolalial shards of sophomoric faux-elocution which, incidentally, resemble some of the lesser-evolved of either of your xylocephalous utterances.

Fuck! There's a lot of words Bruiser!
My favourite is 'pontifications', just because it reminds me of the Pope and going to confession. You know, dark room, Roman Catholic priest uttering holy commands in Latin through the screen? As I said, Dover's a piss-taker, he does this to wind people up and the more you react the more he feeds on it. Go hard, have a go, he'll tear/wear you down, he has nothing to lose and less to to do. I only signed up here coz I'm on leave. I'll get back to the bike, back to work and get on with my life; he'll still be here coz this is all he has. Be my guest, encourage him, I need a few laughs at this time of night. I can't thrash the stereo coz the missus has to work tomorrow so I need some entertainment. If you want sensible comments PM me. Seriously, everyone here is a biker, take the piss, do whatever. I'll still stop and help someone on the side of the road, I'll still give blood, I'll still park my 'tractor' next to a Gixxer. It's all in fun man, don't take it personally. It's a very sharp learning curve this KB thing.

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 01:07

Originally Posted by Bruiser

When will you learn that compared to most you're a mental pygmy. Sure you do have a talent for hitting below the belt, but that alone qualifies you as nothing more than an easy target. The term "one-dimensional" springs to mind.

When will you learn that being a pretentious fuck knuckle with a penchant for intellectual posturing will not enhance your stature in life or make you appear particularly intelligent.

It makes you look like a twat. A twat that likes big words.

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 01:08

Originally Posted by rwh

1. It's much harder to get a handle on who someone is when you're only reading text than when you meet them in person. My opinion of The Dover in particular has changed a lot since then.

2. Even if your judgement is exactly right, people are more likely to take offence when that judgement is coming from a newcomer (or someone perceived to be a newcomer; I don't know how long you'd been reading this site before you signed up) - especially if it's a negative judgement.

If you like. But it's not particularly relevant. (Edit: my Oxford agrees with you, but dictionary.com seems to allow either. I'll go with the Oxford, so thanks.)

Richard

Mine's a Webster....ironic huh?

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 01:08

Originally Posted by peasea

If you want sensible comments PM me.

Already done earlier this am.

**Disco Dan** · 29th March 2007, 01:08

"antidisestablishmentarianism"

sheepskin condom for me.

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 01:14

Originally Posted by The_Dover

biochemistry ain't my thing Sherminator.

doesn't look like linear regression is yours, mind you, i'm a little rusty meself.

Okay, I'll spell it out for you numb nuts.

(I)mU4(1)vol=500ml&Lrf

Which means: I meet you for one pint and have a laugh.

Can't say fairer than that.

I actually like your sense of humour. No dramas, no b/s, just a pint. Where do you live?

**peasea** · 29th March 2007, 01:17

Originally Posted by Disco Dan

"antidisestablishmentarianism"

sheepskin condom for me.

They're not bad, but have you tried the 'Alligator Personal Sheath'? She'll love it.

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 01:18

Originally Posted by The_Dover

When will you learn that being a pretentious fuck knuckle with a penchant for intellectual posturing will not enhance your stature in life or make you appear particularly intelligent.

It makes you look like a twat. A twat that likes big words.

When you learn to use intelligence, insite, knowledge and reasoned opion, rather than stooping to insults, abuse and how to put together a sentence that doesn't include half a dozen profanities.

**Disco Dan** · 29th March 2007, 01:19

sounds interesting... im looking for an edible one. Hard to find.

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 01:21

Originally Posted by peasea

Okay, I'll spell it out for you numb nuts.

(I)mU4(1)vol=500ml&Lrf

Which means: I meet you for one pint and have a laugh.

Can't say fairer than that.

I actually like your sense of humour. No dramas, no b/s, just a pint. Where do you live?

Now you see, that's where you lost me and found me in one sentence.

A pint to me is 568ml. 500ml is half a litre.

But I am partial to beer.

**Bruiser** · 29th March 2007, 01:25

Originally Posted by peasea

The 'king of bikes' thing still has me wondering though. Honda Dream perhaps? Hmm, have to give that some thought.

His email addy is the clue - GSXR_Dover@hotmail.com

**The_Dover** · 29th March 2007, 01:26

Originally Posted by Bruiser

When you learn to use intelligence, insite, knowledge and reasoned opion, rather than stooping to insults, abuse and how to put together a sentence that doesn't include half a dozen profanities.

I've yet to see much insight from you Mr Mensa.

Just lots of big words and a cry baby attitude to being ribbed.

Did you get picked on at school? Are you ginger? Did you first wife leave you for a lesbian circus performer?