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    Sex is like

    Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE
    RIDE FOR THE CONDITIONS WHEN THEY CHANGE INCREASE YOUR SPEED

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    Oldie but a goodie.
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete View Post
    Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE
    And it all involves 'Pumping'.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    And it all involves 'Pumping'.....
    and dripping...
    my blog: http://sunsthomasandfriends.weebly.com/index.html

    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    dripping...
    You are? or Maha Man?
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by busa pete View Post
    Sex is like a petrol station sometimes you get full service, sometimes out of service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE
    And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    What about if you pee in it?
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.
    Really now?

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    If you are unleaded then does that mean you can't make babies?

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    Maybe, and desil is like married couples its harder to get the spark

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    And sometimes you have to pay before you get any.
    men always pay somehow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    What about if you pee in it?
    There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girlygirl View Post
    There's always one who doesn't quite get the joke context, eh?
    ...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!
    "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    ...for those not in the 'know', it's called a *golden shower*. Not something I have or would try!
    Unfortunately, I already knew that, wasn't quite the point I was trying to make ! Seemed left of centre, but hey, each to 'is own DD!

    I blame the internet for the introduction of these things, I mean who doesn't remember the Horse Gag.
    Om nom nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    And it all involves 'Pumping'.....
    Is that like EFTPOS pay at pump??

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