Farggh! There's no Speight's left in the fridge.

**Ixion** · 30th March 2007, 19:10

Who's turn was it on the fridge refilling roster ? Someone is going to get a bollocking on Monday.

All the Speights is gone and there's only girly drinks left.

What's the difference between a poofter Bourbon and Coke thing with a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

**The_Dover** · 30th March 2007, 19:12

Originally Posted by Ixion

Who's turn was it on the fridge refilling roster ? Someone is going to get a bollocking on Monday.

All the Speights is gone and there's only girly drinks left.

What's the difference between a poofter Bourbon and Coke thing with a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

One is for da bloods and one is for da crips bro.

Aren't you in touch with your "inner nigga"?

**Macktheknife** · 30th March 2007, 19:14

Usually a % difference, I think blue is 8% and red is 5%, depending on the brand.

**blackkatana** · 30th March 2007, 19:28

Geez, go and get some beer. Not worth the grief drinking that other shite!!!

**Madness** · 30th March 2007, 19:37

Raining up there, Ixion?

**Ixion** · 30th March 2007, 19:41

Originally Posted by blackkatana

Geez, go and get some beer. Not worth the grief drinking that other shite!!!

I can't! I'm stuck at werk, having to babysit a bunch of idiots dialling in.

I resolved the question of the two different neck labels by drinking both, alternately. I'm hard put to say which was the most ghey.

**RC1** · 30th March 2007, 19:42

drink the girly drinks then in about an hour you should be pissin the speights

**BigG** · 30th March 2007, 19:42

Tui, Tui, Tui get some decent beer.

**Ixion** · 30th March 2007, 19:45

Originally Posted by RCTL

drink the girly drinks then in about an hour you should be pissin the speights

Well, that's no help! I ain't keen to recycle it!

Someone is so going to get a new one torn on Monday. Dereliction of duty, shit in the Navy they'd shoot you for that.

**Trudes** · 30th March 2007, 20:02

I've got 12 sitting in my fridge, one in my tummy and one in my hand, pity you don't live here eh! What a bugger!

**yungatart** · 30th March 2007, 20:27

Ixion, judging by your poor spelling in other threads, I would hazard a guess that the reason all the Speights has gone, is you've already drunk it!
Tsk, tsk! Get back to work now, you hear!

**Ixion** · 30th March 2007, 20:31

Well, yes, of course the reason there isn't any is that I've drunk it. But there wasn't much to start with . And I drunk it, as one does.

And I am already hard at work. As I always am.

Nuthin wrong wiv my speeling either. Da England he is a flexible wozzy. And I flex him.

**Swoop** · 30th March 2007, 20:46

Originally Posted by Ixion

What's the difference between a red neck band and one ditto with a blue neck band?

Obvious really.
Red goes in the LEFT hand, other colour in the RIGHT hand,
International rules of shipping don't you know!

**Motu** · 30th March 2007, 21:11

My last day and I totaly lost my rag with a customer today....called him a lier and told him never to step foot in my premises again (heh heh,he can't!)

Then I had a look at this picturesque can on my desk and saw it said 9%.....bloody sneaky these girl drinks.Much better to stick to beer.