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    ...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen...
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    Thats some weird shit
    Still, thats what the internet is for I spose
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    Dunno what his issue is. He got to root the daughter, got complimented on his arse (by both parents) and got a 'opening' night gift... It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donor View Post
    ...odd, this thread has been up more than 5 minutes with its catchy title, and yet Disco is nowhere to be seen...
    Disco Dan feels uncomfortable discusing a subject he knows very little about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    .. It wasn't like the old man asked him to move over so he could have a go...
    It's when the old man asks her to move over so that he can have a go that it's time to start worrying
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    Worrying is the young fella becoming a double adaptor.
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    Bahahahahhahahah...how distrubingly odd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    This one is far funnier!
    Agreed, lol
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    Yeah the second one was funnier! lol

    Parents can be so embarrassing! When my dad met my first serious boyfriend I was living in Auckland and Dad in Wellington.. so we had a trip down there for a weekend.
    When we arrive Dad is wearing a sarong... and then passes my boyfriend a piece of paper... "10 rules for dating my teenage daughter"... SHAME!!
    He then told him where his golf clubs were just incase my boyfriend ever hurt me...
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    God, this had to be the funniest thing I have read all month

    http://www.ubersite.com/m/99471

    reminds me of the first time i did it with my ex and her mother walked in , her mother was not so erm, forgiving?

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    http://www.ubersite.com/m/100062

    i think hes a tad upset, feel sorry for him

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    He is american, and you can tell he is just gagging for attention
    says the man with 12,977 posts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    14 or so years ago, I was living in Stockholm with my then crazy girlfriend and we were visiting her parents at their summer house in the archipelago. They had a boat shed and sauna right on the water and the idea was to get really hot in the sauna then jump in the freezing water for fun. Of course, sometimes you had to break the ice first.

    A time honoured Christmas tradition was a family sauna. GF told me (quite seriously) that you leave your towels and robes outside and sit around naked. Her parents backed her up here. I actually believed them cause they were very liberal. The bitch made sure I was last in cause I had to go get some more firewood. Good one. I enter with chronic shrinkage due to outside temp of -15 and they're in towels. My nickname from then on was lilla Finn. Easy to translate. I got them back but that's a nufer story.
    so temperature drops don't effect you then, incredible

    mustve been so cold that it made you a midget with a small knob foreva

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    says the man with 12,977 posts
    Says the guy who won't fucken shut up. You know, everytime I take you off ignore to see if you have grown up, you dissapoint me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    Says the guy who won't fucken shut up. You know, everytime I take you off ignore to see if you have grown up, you disappoint me.
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Sniper again.
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