Made a texting SOAB fall off his scooter

[speeding_ant]

So.. I just got my new airhorn going... Here's the story:

I was following this guy on his scooter today. He was going 30km/h. He was also texting. This asshole decides to jam on his brakes, without indication (didnt help he had NO BRAKE LIGHTS), and turn right. I managed to swerve to the left, narrowly missing him. Whilst I was missing him, i had my horn blasting. I checked in my mirror and he was lying on the ground looking very very dazed.

He must have freaked, you dont expect a bike to let off such a big noise! Considering he was riding one handed I think he must have let go in shock. It was rather amusing, left me feeling a little guilty though.

Actually, I'm not guilty. If you are the scooter owner who had this happen to you, and you happen to be reading this.. You are an irresponsible idiot. I do hope the fall grazed you up a bit so you realise that texting whilst riding isnt a smart thing to do. Oh, and get some brake lights and learn how to use your indicator ya mongol!! You're lucky I wasnt in a cage..

[boomer]

wd.. your the man

[Mr. Peanut]

Fuck man, I was just telling the missus I was gonna be late!

[The Pastor]

I hope you stoped to check he was alright, sure he was a complete tosser, but you did cause him to crash.

[Mr. Peanut]

Not stopping at the scene of an accident. You bastard.

[speeding_ant]

I hope you stoped to check he was alright, sure he was a complete tosser, but you did cause him to crash.

Yeah I turned around at the end of the street. He had already gotten on his feet and had his bike started. I was so pissed off I just kept on truckin after seeing that he was OK.

[Drum]

..........but you did cause him to crash.

I'd say he caused himself to crash.

At least he learned his lesson without getting killed.

[The Pastor]

I'd say he caused himself to crash.

At least he learned his lesson without getting killed.

Well not really, if he was left along he would be home with out learning a life lesson.



Dosent change the fact that hes a complete dick head. He cant even ride one handed? Damn man I can emerancy brake and turn with no hands, while texting and drinking sitting backwards. The cops don't like it though

[Big Dog]

Well not really, if he was left along he would be home with out learning a life lesson.

Given that he chose to defend his actions, who votes we show his miss this thread and let her deal out the lessons?

[speeding_ant]

Yeah unfortunately I didnt really want to stop. Stopping sometimes means cops. Cops means checking bike. Bike needs WOF and REGO (both getting done this week). No WOF no REGO means fine. Fine means not good on pocket. Not good on pocket means no food. No food equals death.

So... If I stopped I would have died. My defence, I'm sticking to it.

[Disco Dan]

Yeah unfortunately I didnt really want to stop. Stopping sometimes means cops. Cops means checking bike. Bike needs WOF and REGO (both getting done this week). No WOF no REGO means fine. Fine means not good on pocket. Not good on pocket means no food. No food equals death.

So... If I stopped I would have died. My defence, I'm sticking to it.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to speeding_ant again.

[Shadows]

At least he learned his lesson without getting killed.

Damned shame, that.

[Black Bandit]

... Damn man I can emerancy brake and turn with no hands, while texting and drinking sitting backwards. The cops don't like it though

Have some bling for making me laugh.

Yeah unfortunately I didnt really want to stop. Stopping sometimes means cops. Cops means checking bike. Bike needs WOF and REGO (both getting done this week). No WOF no REGO means fine. Fine means not good on pocket. Not good on pocket means no food. No food equals death.

So... If I stopped I would have died. My defence, I'm sticking to it.

Love the logic - bit like that logic that says that everything you eat must be good for you cause at the end of the day it's all derived from vegetables. i.e. I like to eat steak. Steak comes from cows. Cows eat grass which is a "vegetable", therefore eating loads of steak must be healthy. Get your 5-a-day fruit and veg folks.

Oh yeah and well done for blasting the texter.

[cowpoos]

So.. I just got my new airhorn going... Here's the story:

I was following this guy on his scooter today. He was going 30km/h. He was also texting. This asshole decides to jam on his brakes, without indication (didnt help he had NO BRAKE LIGHTS), and turn right. I managed to swerve to the left, narrowly missing him. Whilst I was missing him, i had my horn blasting. I checked in my mirror and he was lying on the ground looking very very dazed.

He must have freaked, you dont expect a bike to let off such a big noise! Considering he was riding one handed I think he must have let go in shock. It was rather amusing, left me feeling a little guilty though.

Actually, I'm not guilty. If you are the scooter owner who had this happen to you, and you happen to be reading this.. You are an irresponsible idiot. I do hope the fall grazed you up a bit so you realise that texting whilst riding isnt a smart thing to do. Oh, and get some brake lights and learn how to use your indicator ya mongol!! You're lucky I wasnt in a cage..

sounds like you were both being irrisposible riders really...if he was going 30kmph and you had to emergency brake to only just avoid him...you were to close to him!

[speeding_ant]

sounds like you were both being irrisposible riders really...if he was going 30kmph and you had to emergency brake to only just avoid him...you were to close to him!

Yeah I thought my post sounded like I was quite close. The fact is that I was definitely within a very safe stopping distance. Another fact is that 3 seconds comes at you pretty quickly when you dont realise the other bike is slowing down suddenly. No brake lights means SUPRISE! So in this case I would have to disagree with you. The "emergency swivle" was not really "emergency" at all, just a swerve to the safest part of the road... An idiot like this could have gone anywhere for all I know.