How about "I need glasses to read but cant wear them when riding, I can't quite decipher the speed on the speedo without dangerously disregarding whats going on on the road and staring at the speedo cos the nos are too close together"! . officer!
Never tried that one yet, but its true.
“- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.”
One of the very first rules of riding/driving:
"If you can't see, STOP!"
No fine detail. No interpretation to worry about. No bullshit. Simple really.
OK, so I can think of the time I fucked up in that regard, fortunately at low speed, only dented a mudguard and my pride.
A local Harley rider a year or so back was less lucky, he tried to drive up a telegraph pole. Died in the attempt, the Coroners finding was "sunstrike".
Ignore the rule at your peril, and don't whinge if you ignore it and it bites yer arse.
There is a grey blur, and a green blur. I try to stay on the grey one. - Joey Dunlop
a lot comes down to the Judge on the day
so hope he/she has had sun strike for a better judgment
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
On this sort of topic, I was surprised how unaffected (given my previous experience with other LCD objects) the SVs dash is by the sun. I had just assumed it would be a total turd in bright sun, but I've never been unable to see it, which is kinda nice![]()
My guess is it would work against you.
Mr Frosty: sorry coughicer, sunstrike
Mr coughicer: so are you tellimg me you couldn't see properly and you continued to ride
Mr Frosty: erm, no, I erm, just give the fkin speeding ticket...
ya never know....
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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