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    Smile Road rage cards to make life simpler

    Tricky on a bike, but still some value to ease comminications when you want to tell somone you care...

    http://www.roadrage.com/samples.htm

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    Well, anything that improves communications has to be good, doesn't it ?
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    Probably beats booting a wing mirror off
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    Quote Originally Posted by TempBJ View Post
    Probably beats booting a wing mirror off
    I bet most of them can't read anyway, so there's always the option of giving them both!
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    We should make them compulsory in our trucks..............

    I remember years ago someone had the smartarse idea of a rudimentary sound emulator that you could mount on the dash of your car. It had like 6 buttons that you would push and you'd get like a laser/machine gun/dive bomber/nailgun etc sound - all this to take your frustration out on instead of the numbnuts that just cut you off..........this would off been back in the 80's and even then it was a 'Wooooow isn't that cool' gadget. Can anyone remember them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qkchk View Post
    I remember years ago someone had the smartarse idea of a rudimentary sound emulator that you could mount on the dash of your car. It had like 6 buttons that you would push and you'd get like a laser/machine gun/dive bomber/nailgun etc sound - all this to take your frustration out on instead of the numbnuts that just cut you off..........this would off been back in the 80's and even then it was a 'Wooooow isn't that cool' gadget. Can anyone remember them?
    Remember them? Hell, I've still got mine! I used to be a sales rep and it got shitloads of use around Wellington! Wish I'd had a loudspeaker system... It has a ray gun, laser, bomber and machine gun. Good for telemarketers too!
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    I just put some batteries in it and blow me down, it still goes! Damned loud too, and it has red, yellow and green lights that run in a sequence around the edge.
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    They need to be in TXT spelling, so the illiterate dickhead patrol can read them.
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    That book of signs just says "get out of your car and smash me with your tyre wrench though eh!
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    True, I just came back here to check that I had correctly spelled illiterate, I think I'm safe.
    Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
    He was a Zombie?

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    This is normal in Auckland anyway!!!
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