Humph, I need a life

[Swoop]

A pitiful attempt at a speech.

C'mon. Regale us with a dit about obstinate and abusive rental car customers! Some of us are hanging about waiting for the next episode!!!

[Hitcher]

13,000? At this rate you've lapped most of the field.

I'd give you some rep to offset the carnage strewn by Mr Trousers, but I've apparently given out too much in the past 24 hours.

[Colapop]

"Alas" I hear you cry, such a gnashing of teeth and keening wail of one who would by his reckoning be the envy of every young net fiend. Sir , I think thou doth protesteth too much!

[SwanTiger]

13000 posts yay, I really need a damn life

Yeah yah lazy prick, join SAR or the Fire Service and put your skills to use

[Deviant Esq]

Still a pretty good effort Sniper, especially after slowing down once you hit 10,000... There are a couple of members with higher posts per day averages than you now. I'm sure KB has given lots of opportunities and friendships etc because you're so active, though. You'll always be the first KBer to reach 10,000 posts no matter what.

[Hitcher]

There are a couple of members with higher posts per day averages than you now.

You mean you've sat down and worked that out? Impressive.

You'll always be the first KBer to reach 10,000 posts no matter what.

It's sad that nobody remembers who was first to 5,000...

[Deviant Esq]

You mean you've sat down and worked that out? Impressive.

Sarcasm?
No need to sit down and work it out...
Members List ordered from highest posts to lowest. Then a member's profile will tell you join date and number of posts, followed by average posts per day. But I'm quite sure you already knew that!

Actually, I must confess, sarcasm or no, that I was actually wrong anyway. Oh, shot down, in a blaze of... well...
On the first page of members with the most posts at least, Sniper actually does have the highest posts per day count. Only Ixion and Buggy come within striking distance... but still not that close. At the time of posting: Sniper - 14.68 posts per day. Ixion - 13.02. Bugjuice - 12.15.

Whoops.

[Ixion]

Bugger me. Do you mean that I strew the treasures of a mind stocked with erudition logic and drollery before you lot 13 times a day? Pearls before swine, that's wot it is.

[Hitcher]

If you want to spot the up-and-comers in the posts-per-day stakes, you need to look further down the list. The likes of Mr Colapop, for example, may surprise.

And, like many things in life, statistics at face value may also hide The Truth. Mr Pyrocam, for example, has nearly 5,000 posts uncounted on his formal total from just one Pointless Drivel thread alone. These are his contribution to the LOTPIHGAD thread which, being Pointless Drivel (actually there should be another category of thread that subtracts from total post count, but that's another story) do not count, as it were.

Time wasting is indeed relative. Now where's Steven Hawking when he's really needed?

[Scorpygirl]

Well done Sniper. Thanks to Spank Me for providing this forum for the sad, lonely and SNIPER!!!!!

All the best and honours.

[Deviant Esq]

If you want to spot the up-and-comers in the posts-per-day stakes, you need to look further down the list. The likes of Mr Colapop, for example, may surprise.

And, like many things in life, statistics at face value may also hide The Truth. Mr Pyrocam, for example, has nearly 5,000 posts uncounted on his formal total from just one Pointless Drivel thread alone. These are his contribution to the LOTPIHGAD thread which, being Pointless Drivel (actually there should be another category of thread that subtracts from total post count, but that's another story) do not count, as it were.

Yeah, I did have a look further on down the list. Monsieur Colapop is making a commendable effort at becoming a post whore (), but is languishing on a mere 9.41 posts per day. The_Dover is a bigger whore (10.85 ppd)... Cola's just cuddly (sorry, couldn't resist).

As for PD (and LOTPIHGAD)... yep, some people are pretty busy in there! I don't usually go into PD to browse or post very often (tho the odd post I've made has gone there)... Usually it's only either to a. Catch up on a thread that got moved there that I was still reading; b. Read posts in the Drivel Post thread that were moved out of a thread I was reading; or c. Take the piss out of Indy.

Still, for Sniper, managing 13,000 posts outside of PD is quite an effort. He's probably got a few in there himself! I'll be happy enough when I reach 1000 posts, but I'm not really too worried, nor am I in any hurry to get there. Besides I type too much in my replies to rack my post count up much. At 1.78 ppd I'm a lightweight!

[Quartermile]

Dude does this mean you'll teach me to get my QRF licence?

[Sniper]

Dude does this mean you'll teach me to get my QRF licence?

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

1, What is your name?
2, What is your quest?
3, What is your favourite colour?

[Swoop]

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

3, What is your favourite colour?

RED! - no Blue aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Quartermile]

As an gesture of good faith and boredom, you may have a QRF license if you answer these questions 3....

1, What is your name?
2, What is your quest?
3, What is your favourite colour?

Sir Quartermile
To seek the holy grail
Blue