Top 10 grammatical errors that make you look stupid

[Virago]

Speaking of apostophies - It's almost embarrassing to be on the list of "Motorcycle Mentor's"......

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showgroups.php

[scrivy]

I tnhik msot ploepe on KB dn'ot crae too mcuh abuot garmatiacl eorors!!!

Or am I wrong??

[Virago]

I tnhik msot ploepe on KB dn'ot crae too mcuh abuot garmatiacl eorors!!!

Or am I wrong??

No, not really - but dyslexics like you can ufkc off!

[Hitcher]

Or am I wrong??

Either that, or a newbie.

[judecatmad]

Ooh, one I came across last night: 'best time to call me is in the weekend'

Grrrrrrrr.......

[Dave Lobster]

My 2c worth.

Watching the news about that asain man knocked down by the bus. A policeman being interviewed about the events told us all about it IN PRESENT TENSE. FFS, the events have already happened. It is NOT still happening.

[idb]

Pedants are people too!!!!

[peasea]

I'm English by birth, antecedents, upbringing and schooling.

English is a means of communication, a living, changing, EVOLVING thing and NOT the set-in-concrete, exclusive, "there's only ONE way to make a bed" iconic nonsense that some people try to make it.

the major, OVERRIDING rule, the 'biggie of all biggies' is "communicate"

Bravo! I was thinking just that when I spotted your post. I was given a Webster's dictionary (thick mother it is too) for my 21st, nigh on thirty years ago. There are words in there that are hardly, if ever, used these days and there are some missing that are now used in everyday conversation. The English language is constantly changing, like it or don't.

[Biff]

I get pissed at perverted power freaks who complain about spelling and grammatical errors on motormacycle forums. This is a casual meeting place where slang is more than acceptable IMO. Those unable to accept this fact are dinnersores. Anal ones at that. Like a Megaborearse.

Oh, and adverts that put '!' evey fkinwhere they can. Twats.

[Joni]

Like a Megaborearse.

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Moments like this make me realise why you are my mate!

[Ixion]

I get pissed at perverted power freaks who complain about spelling and grammatical errors on motormacycle forums. This is a casual meeting place where slang is more than acceptable IMO. Those unable to accept this fact are dinnersores. Anal ones at that. Like a Megaborearse.

Oh, and adverts that put '!' evey fkinwhere they can. Twats.

2rite m8 .

[idb]

I get pissed at perverted power freaks who complain about spelling and grammatical errors on motormacycle forums. This is a casual meeting place where slang is more than acceptable IMO. Those unable to accept this fact are dinnersores. Anal ones at that. Like a Megaborearse.

Oh, and adverts that put '!' evey fkinwhere they can. Twats.

I like !'s.

[Big Dave]

I like !'s.

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[Hitcher]

The Midgets With Sticks, conscripted from Sniper's Vigilantes For Hire Ltd by the BDOTGNZA, are being briefed (how fitting) and deployed. Swift justice with be meted out.

People who generally refer to the English language "evolving" or who look to cover their own communications inadequacies with excuses like "detail not being important", are just sloppy or lazy. Or both. They probably don't believe in personal hygiene either, least it compromise their "individuality".

[Dave Lobster]

People who generally refer to the English language "evolving" or who look to cover their own communications inadequacies with excuses like "detail not being important", are just sloppy or lazy. Or both.

And, uneducatable.