Thief left CV at crime scene!

**Bob** · 18th April 2007, 00:36

First rules of theft – don’t leave any evidence and avoid the police.

It would appear no-one explained this to Olegs Krjukovskis, 24, a Latvian living in Limerick in Ireland. First off, when he stole a motorbike, he rode through a Gardae (police) checkpoint – almost knocking over an officer.

Compounding stupidity with more stupidity, he abandoned the bike and ran off… leaving behind a bag containing his passport, a CV and a cheque for €200.

When Krjukovskis went to Roxboro Garda Station to claim his property, he was promptly arrested and confessed to theft of a motorbike, dangerous driving and failing to stop for gardai.

Sentence is to be announced.

**Ixion** · 18th April 2007, 00:45

Feck. A thief with a CV. Now *that's* what I call a professional tealeaf. Maybe CV stands for Curriculum Villaniae

**Gremlin** · 18th April 2007, 00:52

Originally Posted by Ixion

Feck. A thief with a CV. Now *that's* what I call a professional tealeaf. Maybe CV stands for Curriculum Villaniae

lol...

In the "We are the World" sidebar of the herald motoring, it said some guy in the US somewhere, stole a snowmobile from a shop. He took it back the next day for servicing

obviously he was arrested...

**Sanx** · 18th April 2007, 09:45

Originally Posted by Ixion

Curriculum Villaniae

Oh very nice

Have some bling.

**Roj** · 18th April 2007, 09:58

Originally Posted by Bob

First rules of theft – don’t leave any evidence and avoid the police.

It would appear no-one explained this to Olegs Krjukovskis, 24, a Latvian living in Limerick in Ireland. First off, when he stole a motorbike, he rode through a Gardae (police) checkpoint – almost knocking over an officer.

Compounding stupidity with more stupidity, he abandoned the bike and ran off… leaving behind a bag containing his passport, a CV and a cheque for €200.

When Krjukovskis went to Roxboro Garda Station to claim his property, he was promptly arrested and confessed to theft of a motorbike, dangerous driving and failing to stop for gardai.

Sentence is to be announced.

Now all he needs is to be shot trying to escape to get a darwin award