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  1. 21st April 2007, 19:52 #1
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    Maha man is sad

    As some of you may be aware the trusty Triumph is off the road getting the sexiest set of running gear installed

    Maha man was told to expect it to take a week to get back on the road. He duely dropped it off on Monday (after booking it in two weeks ago, so it took minimum time) expecting to get it back Friday. The garage is still empty!!! Leave you to imagine the pain he is in...........

    I have cooked the roast from hell, there is pudding to follow (when it is cooked) and getting in first here, the night is young and we are child free!
    What more can I do to cheer the bloke up? Thinking a drive out someplace to talk shit with others may help.......anyone interested in lunch tomorrow?.....Puhoi? Mangawhai? heaven help us Warkworth? look forward to some support....Mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    As some of you may be aware the trusty Triumph is off the road getting the sexiest set of running gear installed

    Maha man was told to expect it to take a week to get back on the road. He duely dropped it off on Monday (after booking it in two weeks ago, so it took minimum time) expecting to get it back Friday. The garage is still empty!!! Leave you to imagine the pain he is in...........

    I have cooked the roast from hell, there is pudding to follow (when it is cooked) and getting in first here, the night is young and we are child free!
    What more can I do to cheer the bloke up? Thinking a drive out someplace to talk shit with others may help.......anyone interested in lunch tomorrow?.....Puhoi? Mangawhai? heaven help us Warkworth? look forward to some support....Mom
    You could always hire him a hooker for the evening?
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Sincerest condolences...I'd be keen for a spin up that way tomorrow to come and meet you lot....would a bunch of bikes showing up help though???? Put in the same place I think i'd want to hide from anything resembling a bike till my own steed was ready...poor poor bloke...what about putting him under general anaesthetic until it comes back??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    anyone interested in lunch tomorrow?.....Puhoi? Mangawhai? heaven help us Warkworth? look forward to some support....Mom
    If you find yourselves in the Leeds area...

    The pain will be forgotten as soon as you swing your leg back over the trumpet Maha
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    You could always hire him a hooker for the evening?
    grrrrr I said we had no kids. give me a break here............LOL

    Tomorrow i want support
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    Quote Originally Posted by TempBJ View Post
    Sincerest condolences...I'd be keen for a spin up that way tomorrow to come and meet you lot....would a bunch of bikes showing up help though???? Put in the same place I think i'd want to hide from anything resembling a bike till my own steed was ready...poor poor bloke...what about putting him under general anaesthetic until it comes back??

    No, no you have it wrong.........bunch of bikes with a heap of sympathy (real or pretend ) will be wonderful!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat Tony View Post
    If you find yourselves in the Leeds area...

    The pain will be forgotten as soon as you swing your leg back over the trumpet Maha
    Leeds.....hmmmmmmmmmm thanks mate

    The look on his face to see his bike still in bits today, had to be seen to be believed........*hopes it rains tomorrow hard out all day* then we would not be tempted to go for a ride..........LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    grrrrr I said we had no kids. give me a break here............LOL
    Hmm, well I have got other suggestions, but perhaps it's best if I keep those to myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Hmm, well I have got other suggestions, but perhaps it's best if I keep those to myself.
    I have no doubt you have other suggestions............

    Puhoi tomorrow mid dayish? suit you, then you can share......
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    House sex! Any room in the house or all the rooms in the house...bound to take his mind off his troubles!
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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    House sex! Any room in the house or all the rooms in the house...bound to take his mind off his troubles!
    just not in ze empty garage.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    just not in ze empty garage.....
    Nooooooooo, that will make him more depressed!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    I have no doubt you have other suggestions............

    Puhoi tomorrow mid dayish? suit you, then you can share......
    Well, um, I have plans to disappear into the forest tomorrow on the WR. May I please be excused?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    A measly fu*king WEEK???!!! FFS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    House sex! Any room in the house or all the rooms in the house...bound to take his mind off his troubles!
    Grubby folk like you put people off this site...........*snigger* I have ummm some ideas
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