A much more exciting announcement for the universe!!!

[McJim]

It's backed up in L-space. Somewhere. For variable (and erratic) values of somewhere. Retrieval may be interesting. Provide plenty of bananas.

Ooooooook - Go the Librarian.

[Eurodave]

Speaking of virgins..... this whole thread is 'virgin' on the ridiculous !!

[Colapop]

Did anyone get baby photo's of the universe? They're always good to show round... now that it's getting on... When was the oil last changed?

[WRT]

Ooooooook - Go the Librarian.

Librarians rule, Ook?

[ManDownUnder]

I'm not getting involved in this. The last time I tried to create a universe it all went horribly wrong and I ended up having to do a complete reformat and reinstall. And I'm betting that God has no idea where he put the CD key after he created this one. (I really did y'know. I clicked on the button marked "Create Universe". Big mistake)

We have Bill Gates in KB????

Welcome sir...

[Ixion]

Well, y'know I guess we'd all have to agree that the egg and cress sandwich method of creating a universe doesn't really produce such good results . After all, that's how we ended up with this present mess.

And since God's always keen to move with the times, I guess He decided that a modern day electronic approach was called for (after a few lessons from the grandkids next time they're over). Sadly, the result was worse than the egg and cress sandwich. Some thing just can't be computerised.