Mwhahaah, wannabes the lot of you, you'ld never make the grade down here - the north deserves you....bad luck for the north.
Mwhahaah, wannabes the lot of you, you'ld never make the grade down here - the north deserves you....bad luck for the north.
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........![]()
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
[quote=scumdog;1030309]Fuckup, a South Suffolk from Winton does not constitute a 'girl'.quote]
Just goes to show what the girls down south look like then.
Good luck SD - you can have the baa baa whooly assed motherfarkers!
THE PENALTY:
Failing to stop for red and blue lights (didn't even know he was there), loss of liscence for 3 months and $400 fine.
The second time "Intentinally" pulling a runner at over 220kmh and getting caught down a one way dead end road = 6 months loss of liscence and another $400 fine.
The third time, whilst having no liscence and doing a runner at over 220kmh then being rammed by a pigz = an extra 6 months and 60 hours community service.
Overtaking by pulling a 1 footed wheelie past a patrol car whilst waving a bottle of Absynth in the air with your left hand = Priceless
I wave to every biker I see.
Are there any motorways in the Sth Island?
I wave to every biker I see.
Perhaps he had his MP3 player on and was listening to "danger zone", and didn't notice the 3 cops and bird behind him? lol
-Indy
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Mr boomer said a mouthful there - most down here just accept what we have, a few nosey pricks like me look north and think 'fark, people live under those conditions"? and like it??
But we always welcome visitors, sarcastic or not (try and find one that has stayed at Chez Scumdog and thought they got shafted) and appreciate what living up north must be like.
Yes, we like being left in the slow, behind time red-neck world. (most of the times) but the pace of life suits..
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
I see your point of view, but your alternate reality is not one that I would like to live in.
You think that police should not be able to chase people? Without the threat and deterrant of being pursued or prosecuted for your demeanours, you'd have people like SM travelling through your local neighbourhood at 200+km/h on a daily basis. Some people are not hard wired to have any regard for their surrounding humans, and need a threat with a personal result to instill any sort of public road discipline into them.
For every person that is willing to try their luck, there's probably at least a 1000 that aren't. Without the police being able to enforce any laws I'd be pretty afraid to take to the streets in your utopia!
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Perhaps they do not see too many bikers wearing a kilt? Possible giveaway?
I wondered if they had been pulled over to be given their "safety vest giveaway pack"?
Get with the plot Indy. They do not have "MP3 players" down that way. Banjo players... perhaps. The technological revolution has just allowed them to progress from records to casette tape decks!
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