Mallicious Little Gnome
After a heated discussion tonight, on both sides, I have come to the conclusion that what this country needs is an increase in the following professions;
Lawyers
Insurance Brokers
Real Estate Brokers
Polititians
Hair Dressers
Telephone Sanitisers
and Militant Left Wing Extremsists (make a nice living in grants they do)
Feel free to add any other profession I may have missed
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Forum whore
Militant Unionsts
Atomic Reactor Breeders. (SPCA trained)
Circus Pereformers Both trapeze and bullshit artists.
Necrophylia's
Lightnening Conductors (Only coppers need apply)
More Militant Unionsts
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Mallicious Little Gnome
In the spirit in which these suggestions were made I duly accept them and shall for henceforth add them to my personal list.Originally Posted by Skyryder
A list that come the "revolution" will be posted to the door of every local and central government office for due consideration.
in,
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Hardcore Biker
What about councelling persons ?
Que?
Mormons. You can never have too many Mormons, especially ones named Norman.
Forum whore
I think that they come under the 'politician' (failed) profession however Mr Merde has the last say on this.
Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Mallicious Little Gnome
Shall we add them to what shall now be called "The List"
Ohh I like that, lets say it again "The List".
Yes I think we shall.
And into "the List" goes "counelling person"
what a nice feeling.
Uncle Joe would be proud of me.
Merde by name Merde by Nature
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Deus ex ukulele
Telemarketers
Dental hygienists
Aromatherapists
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
we need more guns and beer.
And also more teachers, THINK OF THE CHILDREN
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Forum whore
brothels.....and big ones......like the...whorehouse...sex-mart...
drive the price of sex down!!!
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
your dirty
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
Mallicious Little Gnome
Especially that of the enthusiastic amateurs.
"The List" grows.
Oh rapture.
We wont nail it to the doors so much as paper the halls with it.
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Mallicious Little Gnome
No, no
Think of "The List"
Something Uncle Joe Steel would be proud of.
Beer and guns are off "The List"
I want professions. You know the really useful ones like
LAWYERS and Polititians
Mr
"When you think of it,
Lifes a bowl of ....MERDE"
Forum whore
It needs more shit. More shit means more agricultural production. Moreever, we can sell the surplus shit. Look at Nauru. The whole country is shit, and they're all rich as shit.
Que?
Pit Bull Terrier Breeders
Cheap Chinese MiniChopper Importers
What this country really needs is a political party led by Philip Taito Field, funded by the Destiny Church. How we got this far without that is beyond me!
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