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    A new meaning to being pissed off

    We have all had bad dates . . . but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing firstdate that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

    She said it was midwinter.. snowing and quite cold... and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

    They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation.

    Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.

    Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humour of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!"

    He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender.

    As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps that should be "pants down." ... And you thought your first date was embarrassing.

    Jay Leno's comment ... "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

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    Shit, and I thought I'd had some bad dates - that's a classic!
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    And I've always said being pissed off is better than being pissed on... I don't really want to reassess that..!!
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    hahaha

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    Wonder if they stayed together after that!! Would be quite a story to tell the grandchildren!!
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    Crikey, gotta hate that ice huh. Mate that is a seriously funny date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    And I've always said being pissed off is better than being pissed on... I don't really want to reassess that..!!
    Me either mate!! but I guess we may have too............that is funny!!!
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    And I've always said being pissed off is better than being pissed on... I don't really want to reassess that..!!
    Actually..right now I would prefer to be pissed on cause it would make me laugh......just me I guess

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    That reminds me off a old story my mate's told me many years ago.

    This is the real short version.

    My two mates were out on the town and picked up two nice girls.
    And as most CH.CH lot know, going down to the Waimak River was a good place to go to make out.

    Well because it was in the middle of winter, when it came time to go home.
    The windows were all frozen up and they could not see to drive the car out of the narrow river tracks.
    And it was to cold to drive with the window down and you would lose your head on a branch or bush if you tried to drive with your head out the window.
    And you could drive the car into a tree or down a bank as you could not see the other side of the car.
    Now the heaters in the old car were not much good and the girls had be out to long and had to get home, before their dad's had their gut's for garters and would be grounded etc.
    So one of my mates piped up and said I can fix this.
    So he jumped up on the the bonnet and pissed all over the windscreen to clear it.
    To the disgust of the girls which they never did see again and to the embarrassment and horror of my other mate.
    Feel the fear and do it anyway

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    There are alot of highly educated idiots out there.

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    talk about breaking the ice .... guess all this wizzing around could lead to a chill in the relationship or thaw it out?
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    We headed of down to Whakatane one long weekend leaving late on the Friday evening, having been delayed by 2 dogs fucking, but that's another storey in itself. We get so far and the car overheats. We stop on the side of the road, one of the guys was a mechanic, he rips out the thermostat and fires that off. Ok, how do we fill the radiator?
    In goes the windscreen washers - well that barely touched the sides.
    We had a car full of beer. No we weren't going to waste that by tipping it in the radiator, so we all sat there getting slowly plastered and pissing in the radiator.
    Boy did Robyn earn our respect that night, not so easy for a chick to piss in a radiator.
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