Arrggh. Blood everywhere.

[Big Dave]

Buggered if I know. Can't be too low , though, if the pipework's bursting.

get it checked, pal. soonish.

[xwhatsit]

Did they give you a lot of funny drugs with the whole pneumonia thing? You're probably finished with them now, but my mum had pneumonia a long time ago and the drugs they gave her caused (among some of the side effects) nose bleeding.

Definitely go to the doctor, though. A pain in the arse, I dislike medical places immensely, but it could be part of a whole bunch of conditions, especially if it doesn't stop.

Lots of medication can cause that, though. Heart medication (like those blood thinning stuffs) is a particular one.

[Grahameeboy]

About half an hour ago, I ripped the head off a moderators voodoo doll. Sorry Ixion. Dunno why it went for you though. Have you moved some threads around lately?

His head did not come off though..........

[Finn]

His head did not come off though..........

Practice makes perfect.

[Ixion]

Well, that was a mistake. Thought that as it'd been stopped for a couple of hours I'd be safe to blow my nose to get rid of the dried blood n stuff. Which started it bleeding again. Though it's pretty much stopped after 5 minutes or so this time.

What a ruddy nuisance. Must be a bid bit of design i reckon

[Finn]

Well, that was a mistake. Thought that as it'd been stopped for a couple of hours I'd be safe to blow my nose to get rid of the dried blood n stuff. Which started it bleeding again. Though it's pretty much stopped after 5 minutes or so this time.

What a ruddy nuisance. Must be a bid bit of design i reckon

Just out of interest, how's your left leg?

[Grahameeboy]

Practice makes perfect.

Ya got a long way to go then

[Disco Dan]

Just out of interest, how's your left leg?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Finn again.

[Ixion]

Well, it's odd you shhould ask that. I seem to have delevoped a sort of tic in my left leg. Everytime I see a short person my left leg kicks out on its own accord and kicks the short person in the goolies. Heaven knows why that is. Why d'y' ask

[Finn]

Why d'y' ask

Because I was using the left leg of the voodoo doll and kicking it's nose with it.

[Disco Dan]

http://tinyurl.com/3clrwd


mwhahahahaha!!!!!

[Grahameeboy]

Because I was using the left leg of the voodoo doll and kicking it's nose with it.

[Indiana_Jones]

.........

.........Why?

-Indy

[Finn]

I just stuck a baseball bat into the arse of a tubby gay voodoo doll. You didn't feel a thing right?

[yungatart]

Ixion, never having met you, I don't want to offend...but a bleeding nose can be fixed quite simply by having someone else pull your hair tightly at the crown of your head and holding it for a minute or so...this, of course, assumes that you still have hair to pull.
If not, disregard the above advice.