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    New thoughts on bikes...

    After my crash the other day, I'm thinking about slowing down...


    Have a look through this video, and remembering that I'm 6'4", suggest which one of these bikes I should possibly look at... thanks


















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    You're a brave man to admit on KB that you're going to 'slow down'.

    But good on you anyway!
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    should get that harley pretty cheap
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    After my crash the other day, I'm thinking about slowing down...


    Have a look through this video, and remembering that I'm 6'4", suggest which one of these bikes I should possibly look at... thanks
    There is a building just down the road from my work, it's got a few harleys I'll show you and you can piss on them.

    Who wants to take bets on how long he lives after?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waylander View Post
    There is a building just down the road from my work, it's got a few harleys I'll show you and you can piss on them.

    Who wants to take bets on how long he lives after?
    You're suddenly reminding me of Bnonn... for God sakes, stop taking things so seriously... you got your bike back don't you?
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    Another fuckwit trying to start a forum slinging match, Better off posting that in the sportbike threads, might scab a few laughs, dick...

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    Good to see ya funny bone didn't get hurt mate.
    Nothing like a good PISS take to help heal the bruises.
    Slowing down on cold winter nights might be a good idea though.

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    I'm sorry maybe I am just slow today but what was this about again?

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
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    Actually, quite a prophetic video.

    Sportsbike riders like to piss on everyone else's rides - quite literally.

    The video is indeed a confirmation of ZeroIndex's thoughts - just another pathetic pissy dribble.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Good to see ya funny bone didn't get hurt mate.
    Nothing like a good PISS take to help heal the bruises.
    Slowing down on cold winter nights might be a good idea though.
    at least someone finds this funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    at least someone finds this funny...
    Choose your audience. As pointed out, you would get a better response in the sprotsbike section. I'm sure you'll find plenty like-minded (narrow-minded) sewing machine riders there....

    The "let's piss on the cruiser" type threads in the cruiser section get a bit boring and repetitive. You're not the first, and you won't be the last.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago View Post
    Choose your audience. As pointed out, you would get a better response in the sprotsbike section. I'm sure you'll find plenty like-minded (narrow-minded) sewing machine riders there....

    The "let's piss on the cruiser" type threads in the cruiser section get a bit boring and repetitive. You're not the first, and you won't be the last.....
    There sure are some cunny funts out there..........it's also funny how they never have anything smart to say to your face about what bike you ride.

    (I do know for a fact that not ALL sports bike riders are wankers though.)

    I'm glad to hear he's going to slow down too, it'll make it easier for us 'cruiser' types to catch up.....and kick the dork into a drainage ditch.

    I just hope I'm hanging out for leak when it happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    There sure are some cunny funts out there..........it's also funny how they never have anything smart to say to your face about what bike you ride.

    (I do know for a fact that not ALL sports bike riders are wankers though.)

    I'm glad to hear he's going to slow down too, it'll make it easier for us 'cruiser' types to catch up.....and kick the dork into a drainage ditch.

    I just hope I'm hanging out for leak when it happens.
    We won't have any of this f**king "kick the dork into a drainage ditch" bullsh*t... I'm perfectly capable of crashing all by myself
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeroIndex View Post
    We won't have any of this f**king "kick the dork into a drainage ditch" bullsh*t... I'm perfectly capable of crashing all by myself

    Well, we don't seem to NEED it to put you in your place, your own motorcycling prowess looks like being quite enough for that job. If you want to have a laugh at the HD riders' expense then we'll have a laugh at the thought of YOU covered in some dairy farmers bovine-bottom runoff.

    Fair enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peasea View Post
    Well, we don't seem to NEED it to put you in your place, your own motorcycling prowess looks like being quite enough for that job. If you want to have a laugh at the HD riders' expense then we'll have a laugh at the thought of YOU covered in some dairy farmers bovine-bottom runoff.

    Fair enough?
    Since when the FUCK was I attacking HD riders? If anything it was the Hoggley itself that I was poking a bit of harmless fun at... not the riders themselves... Anyone who rides a bike gets my respect whether they're riding a GN125, high-powered sportsbike, or big giant cruiser. Grow up dude...
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