laughs..... nervously.
Easiest way to split is to wait until the cages are going slow or stopped, less chance of one of the idjits changing lanes into you. The legality of lane splitting is dubious so do it @ your own risk (as we all seem to do ). Nailing it through fast moving traffic isn't recommended .... creating your own lane on the left is technically aas there is a law against this.
i learnt that going into a van doing about 10-20 kph when your doing 80-90 kph is not fun![]()
Lane splitting - everyone does it but its fucking dangerous. Avoid the motorways if possible. Take it easy, just go a couple of cars at a time if its moving, be happy with 20 kmh faster in a stationary or slow moving ques.
Que jumping at the light?
Fuck yes - heres the protocol.
Ride up the inside (preferable to the outside)
Pull right to the front and make it obvious your'e fucking fast so there is no point trying to drag you off (easier to pull this one off on a bigger bike)
When the light turns green, move off at a moderate pace - if the cock in the HSV beside you wants to give you a run, let him blast out the front and you can drop in behind him. If no one is dragging you, slide off the front so as not to hold up the traffic.
2 golden rules
Dont move into a gap between two cars slowing down
If the light turns green just before you get to the front, dont pin it, you will get cleaned up by the red light runners coming the other way .
there are no rules... just bloody do it, be aggressive and own the road.
any fucker tries to bully you pull up and give 'em a mouth full. Like the twat in his new 4*4 tonight.. tried to undertake me and when i moved into the centre of the lane he had the fukin cheek to give me the hurry up with his hands. needless to say his journey was considerably longer after i stopped infront of him and told him what i thought of him.
:slap:
I had my first "conversation" today with a lovely lady who felt the need to try and actively block me passing her whilst she was stationary at the lights. She seemed quite suprised that I could swerve around the otherside, tap on her window and engage her in pleasant conversation regarding the weather.
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