Sex or bikes?

**jrandom** · 11th June 2004, 07:59

A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

Respond away, people.

**RiderInBlack** · 11th June 2004, 08:38

Sorry girls, but my big girl is far more realible and she loves it when I ride her hard

**vifferman** · 11th June 2004, 08:47

No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so.

**Ghost Lemur** · 11th June 2004, 08:58

There needs to be another option.

I've definitely been bitten by the two wheel bug. But sex is well SEX.

So I get both. what can I say LIFE IS GRAND.

Although I must admit I've not combined the two. One for the to-do list I feel.

**Deano** · 11th June 2004, 09:00

Originally Posted by firestormer

No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so.

At the same time ?

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories

**jrandom** · 11th June 2004, 09:02

Originally Posted by Deano

I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

Well, if he was of the limp-wristed persuasion, with an uncommonly virile pillion...

**Ms Piggy** · 11th June 2004, 09:18

Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is.

**James Deuce** · 11th June 2004, 09:44

Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.

**riffer** · 11th June 2004, 09:50

Originally Posted by Jim2

Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.

two minutes??? no wonder you love your bike...

I get both. But as for throwing me to the ground, and having its evil way with me, I will let you guess which of the two I've been having more of in the last couple of days

**FzerozeroT** · 11th June 2004, 10:00

I know a tetraplegic who can have sex (but can't feel it

) but he enjoys it anyway.

He can't ride a bike, and anytime i think my life is crap i just think of him.

anyways, give me bikes, with sex there's only a few different 'roads'

**jrandom** · 11th June 2004, 10:22

Originally Posted by Jim2

two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling

That's sig material, that is.

**k14** · 11th June 2004, 10:22

That isn't fair, only one option for me.

**Jackrat** · 11th June 2004, 11:11

Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self.

**duckman** · 11th June 2004, 11:36

Originally Posted by Jackrat

Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self.

What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ??

**MikeL** · 11th June 2004, 13:44

Originally Posted by duckman

What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ??

Cruel, too cruel. Wait till you're forty...
Anyway, ever since those little blue pills came on the market, things have been looking up, er, that is, we more mature guys find it hard, er, I mean,
we find it hard to accept all those put downs by you young'uns who still need to learn that in the contest between age and experience and youth and enthusiasm the odds are stacked against you...
:P