View Poll Results: You are forced to choose between bikes and sex for a year:

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  • Sex is optional, but I need my riding fix

    158 69.00%
  • Bikes? Bugger that! I'll satisfy my hardwired reproductive urges, TYVM!

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Thread: Sex or bikes?

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    Sex or bikes?

    A recent comment of Quasievil's put me in mind of this.

    After a brief consideration I realised that it is, indeed, quite a profound question, less easy to answer than one would initially suspect, and therefore deserving of a poll.

    Respond away, people.
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    Sorry girls, but my big girl is far more realible and she loves it when I ride her hard
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    No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    There needs to be another option.

    I've definitely been bitten by the two wheel bug. But sex is well SEX.

    So I get both. what can I say LIFE IS GRAND.

    Although I must admit I've not combined the two. One for the to-do list I feel.


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    Quote Originally Posted by firestormer
    No, I'm not. I can have both. My wife says so.
    At the same time ?

    I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.

    In fact I might start a new thread - absurd biker bullshit stories
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano
    I heard a guy at a party once who said he had sex while riding a motorbike.
    Well, if he was of the limp-wristed persuasion, with an uncommonly virile pillion...
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    Well I would find it hard to decide but in both cases I think it depends how good the ride is.
    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.

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    Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

    My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Sex is just two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling. It also results in children.

    My bike on the other hand ALWAYS responds to cash and tlc.
    two minutes??? no wonder you love your bike...


    I get both. But as for throwing me to the ground, and having its evil way with me, I will let you guess which of the two I've been having more of in the last couple of days
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

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    I know a tetraplegic who can have sex (but can't feel it ) but he enjoys it anyway.

    He can't ride a bike, and anytime i think my life is crap i just think of him.

    anyways, give me bikes, with sex there's only a few different 'roads'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    two minutes of grunting noises followed by a vaguely disquieting feeling


    That's sig material, that is.
    kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
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    That isn't fair, only one option for me.

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    Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
    The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jackrat
    Iv'e been married 25yrs and riding 30+ so I get both anytime I like.
    The best thing is to take the Mrs and a bottle of vino' for a ride into the hills,park it up by some nice little stream.The birds are singing the suns shining an nature takes care of its self.
    What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ??
    Not even with yours!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckman
    What? ... you both forget why you were there and then have a nice afternoon nap in the sun ??
    Cruel, too cruel. Wait till you're forty...
    Anyway, ever since those little blue pills came on the market, things have been looking up, er, that is, we more mature guys find it hard, er, I mean,
    we find it hard to accept all those put downs by you young'uns who still need to learn that in the contest between age and experience and youth and enthusiasm the odds are stacked against you...
    :P
    Age is too high a price to pay for maturity

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