Oopsie, s***t myself on the way home...

[Fatt Max]

Literally actually.....

Now that I have had a few laaaaaarrrrgers, I'm happy to fess up.

So, a few beers and a pizza last night, tad squirty all day if you know what I mean. One of the lads rings up at lunchtime saying he is down the road at a local curry house and would I care to join him for a ruby murray.

"Order me a vindaloo, I'll be there in a jiffy" I say, all happy and glad that a dose of Ghandi's revenge is on the cards.

So, by 2.30pm this arvo, I now have a red hot chook vindy splashing around in my fat tum tum. I do crack a couple of nitro farts whcih made my arse feel like a cross between the Japanses flag and the back end of the Bat Mobile...

3.30pm, I decide I need to squeeze my head in the khazi. To my disappointment I only managed what could only be described as a half eaten scorched almond.....but the guts are churning....

Anyway, 4.00pm I'm on my way home, heading down Abbotts Way minding my own when I hit a bump in the road. Head goes up, arse goes off the seat, back down she goes and....phut.....splaaaaarrrrttt....eeee.....

Yep, gone and dropped a nugget in me undies. Only just make it home in time as well before the whole bally lot of it slips out the legs of my waterproofs

Not a nice story.....so...

Lay off the piss and spicy food, dont have a curry for lunch, adjust your suspension and for f**k sake have a spare cork handy in case you cant squeeze a richard before riding.....

Over to you lot for pisstaking and general ribbing...I'm back on the bevvy...

[tri boy]

Get some diapers ya filthy ol bugga.
(Did it leave a rash)?

[Mully]

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

*walks off, shaking head*

[yod]

spot the pom

[Bren]

Great laugh....Add some Johnny Cash to your Ipod....


(walks away humming Ring of Fire)

[Winter]

Abbotts way is rutted and bumpy as shit. I wish they would hurry up and fix the fucking road! How anyone maintains traction down that hill is beyond me.



I see you let one of the Cosby kids off the bus before Fat Albert pulled the cord.. Nice.

[Laxi]

Thanks for sharing, I guess.

*walks off, shaking head*

wait for me

[MadDuck]

for f**k sake have a spare cork handy in case you cant squeeze a richard before riding.....

But if your tum tum is as big as you claim...how the hell you going to reach round and shove a cork up your arse

[FJRider]

Next time ... wait a little longer and go... before you go ...

[FJRider]

But if your tum tum is as big as you claim...how the hell you going to reach round and shove a cork up your arse

Thats what friends are for ...

[sinfull]

Bwahahahaha that vindi would have taken the hairs off the backs of ya legs nicely !

[Bren]

Bwahahahaha that vindi would have taken the hairs off the backs of ya legs nicely !

if its shitty or if it involves a curry you are there eh Bill.....

...Still got that scotch sittin here BTW

[Forest]

Too. Much. Information.

[sinfull]

if its shitty or if it involves a curry you are there eh Bill.....

...Still got that scotch sittin here BTW

RRrrrrr nah, leave that shit for you scotsmen !
Spose to be a club night, but not too friggin keen to go out in this shit !

[Bren]

RRrrrrr nah, leave that shit for you scotsmen !
Spose to be a club night, but not too friggin keen to go out in this shit !

jus hang on there Bill...i'm a frikkin irishman...

least half irish....

...and half redneck