Things NOT to do travelling wellytown to dorkland

**FROSTY:Me** · 10th May 2007, 21:32

1)do not leave so late its almost dark.
2)do not forget any extra clothes.
3)do not cross desert road in the middle of winter at night with only a tee under your jacket
4)when pulled over by a cop ON desert road and asked-"how are you sir?" say---"goddamb fucking cold-wadday you think?"-aparently doeasnt go down well with the cops
5) do not when almost home on a touring bike with frigging huge panniers try to split lanes like on a sports bike -the bang as it hits the back corner of a car is a "bit" loud

**sunhuntin** · 10th May 2007, 21:34

lol... so thats why they call you frosty? lmfao.

**_intense_** · 10th May 2007, 21:40

// try one of these "get hard" pills

**FROSTY:Me** · 10th May 2007, 22:42

Originally Posted by _intense_

// try one of these "get hard" pills

Hmm--where were you at 9.00pm last nite?
Me i was on desert road having a er "frank and open discussion" with a man driving a disco car

**The Pastor** · 10th May 2007, 22:46

did the convo cost you much?

**Rhino** · 10th May 2007, 22:53

Originally Posted by FROSTY

do not cross desert road in the middle of winter at night with only a tee under your jacket

I know what you mean.

Try doing Christchurch to Dorkland in one day on a naked bike in August

I hit the Desert Road around 10:30 pm. It took me about 3 days to thaw out and my knees ached due to the cold air for the next week.

**gijoe1313** · 10th May 2007, 23:04

Yep, I did it once and even with my perchance for cold climes, I had my teeth chattering when I got to Waioru. Went to the cafe at the army museum, tucked into a large meal and donned my thermal shirt, neck warmer and a couple more layers of warm clothes. Was positively toasty after that!

So, now I have more gear for those pootles through colder areas!

**Pwalo** · 11th May 2007, 08:14

You idiot, Frosty. I lived in Waiouru as a wee chap for a couple of years. I've hated the cold, and snow, ever since.

**Paul in NZ** · 11th May 2007, 08:34

Well if you had that much time in wellie - how come you didn't answer your phone?

**ceebie13** · 11th May 2007, 15:34

Originally Posted by _intense_

// try one of these "get hard" pills

What... you mean Viagra?

Blimey, I hate to think of the consequences of taking Viagra when it's so cold on the bike that your fun gun has turned inside out!

**avgas** · 11th May 2007, 16:04

Hehe - all good fun.....hardening up indeed.
Best ive had was when i couldnt open my hands, my snot had frozen, as had my jeans which hadn't been iron - but felt like frozen stiff cardboard.
If i didnt stick my dick in the pipe i wouldnt be able to have sex. Good thing i only had a small dick and rode a 2 stroke

**Toaster** · 11th May 2007, 16:06

Originally Posted by ceebie13

What... you mean Viagra?

Blimey, I hate to think of the consequences of taking Viagra when it's so cold on the bike that your fun gun has turned inside out!

A bit stiff huh!!