1)do not leave so late its almost dark.
2)do not forget any extra clothes.
3)do not cross desert road in the middle of winter at night with only a tee under your jacket
4)when pulled over by a cop ON desert road and asked-"how are you sir?" say---"goddamb fucking cold-wadday you think?"-aparently doeasnt go down well with the cops
5) do not when almost home on a touring bike with frigging huge panniers try to split lanes like on a sports bike -the bang as it hits the back corner of a car is a "bit" loud
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