Shag or motorcycle ride?

**ratusratus** · 8th May 2007, 20:29

mc ride with watery autumn sun and a beer with your cobbers at the end or a shag with ya missus????
and tell the truth you lovers of mc and others

**TerminalAddict** · 8th May 2007, 20:30

errr 3 minutes is all I need, then the rest of the day on the bike?

**MSTRS:Me** · 8th May 2007, 20:35

Shag = covered in feathers, all skin and bone, tastes a bit fishy.
You'd have to be a masochist.

**Oakie** · 8th May 2007, 20:36

Well now that my missus is a KBer I better say 'a shag'. Besides, I get to ride my bike everyday and on the other hand we have a daughter and grand-daughter living with us. 'Nuf said?

**ratusratus** · 8th May 2007, 20:36

What the hell is wrong with your life!!!lol

MD · 8th May 2007, 20:52

Great question ratusratus. About time we had some more amusing topics on here.
I've got this one covered.
I'm partial to the dawn breaker shag, so all go well I can get the shag out of the way before going off on a ride.

**sidecar bob** · 8th May 2007, 21:05

I prefer a shag part way through a ride,

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**ratusratus** · 8th May 2007, 21:07

shag or mc ride!!!

**The Pastor** · 8th May 2007, 21:07

Originally Posted by Oakie

Well now that my missus is a KBer I better say 'a shag'. Besides, I get to ride my bike everyday and on the other hand we have a daughter and grand-daughter living with us. 'Nuf said?

Granny sex? ew.

**skelstar** · 8th May 2007, 21:10

Originally Posted by MD

I'm partial to the dawn breaker shag...

Never quite understood this...do you kiss ya chick goodnight and say "I'll see ya in about 8hours *grrrrrrr*" and get some shut-eye?

Actually, don't tell me how you work your magic.

**Curious_AJ** · 8th May 2007, 21:10

well, since i have no bike at present.. i'd say shag in the morning then a pillion with my man!

**sidecar bob** · 8th May 2007, 21:11

Originally Posted by ratusratus

shag or mc ride!!!

Why choose, when the perfect day would have both.
If it came down to a choice, i would have a quick morning wank & spend the rest of the day on the RSV.

**slowpoke** · 8th May 2007, 21:14

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

I prefer a shag part way through a ride

Hence you ride a sidecar so there is guaranteed to be a shag available whether they like it or not?

Personally I reckon the question is weather dependent: waking up to a sunny morning would have me hustling out to the bike, whereas a dreary morning would have me rolling over and cuddling the missus.........only to be told in no uncertain terms to go back to sleep 'cos the only way anything is going to happen is in my dreams.....

**ratusratus** · 8th May 2007, 21:15

a quick wank and a ride???
at the same time would be interesting!!lol

have you got a tank cover

**scrivy** · 8th May 2007, 21:15

Originally Posted by sidecar bob

Why choose, when the perfect day would have both.
If it came down to a choice, i would have a quick morning wank & spend the rest of the day on the RSV.

What if you had a pillion on the back doing it for you........