"Look what GAAAWWD did to us man!!!"
One more go then its my turn on the skis with the rope attached to my nipple rings
"The hamster man, from Amsterdam"
"Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary - that's what gets you."
Jeremy Clarkson.
Kawasaki 200mph Club
Im suckin the beer gut in, so come on guys suck my nipples.
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Fetch me another cabin boy.
I split the last one in two.
Fuck, is that really him?!
You're all a bunch of cunts.
"Quick hit the afterfarter, we can still catch up to the bikes"
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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
"Yeah bra, you got et, the Blond is $100 for the hour, the red head is $150, and the brunette is only $50". ( With ciggie clenched between teeth)
WOOOOHOOOO!!! Goin' fishin'!!! Fuc*en glad I called the boss and said I'm sick today... Bloody homo will never know!
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
"Huh, whaddya mean... this is my good side!"
REESE: YOU GOTTA LEARN TO DRIVE WITH THE FEAR.
RICKY: <<COUGAR ATTACKS RICKY>> OH MY GOD!
REESE: THERE AIN'T NOTHING MORE FRIGHTENING THAN A LIVE COUGAR RICKY! CONTROL YOUR HEART RATE.
he looks like magnum PI, without the moustache! does that make Finn higgins?
and its good to see you been working out benny boy.
"Fuck Scott Watson! I aint handing myself in!"
Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!
Dover: pays to look at him through a rose-tinted windsheild.
"If life gives you a shit sandwich..." someone please complete this expression
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