Stories

LB · 14th September 2004, 05:23

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.As promised: details of the Wairarapa Sprints are posted at

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...9083#post89083

See you in South Wairarapa on Sunday 26th September.
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**FROSTY:Me** · 14th September 2004, 10:47

please be more careful when u ride out there cos me and my baby brother don't want to end up dead when you hit our mummys car.
My daddy sometimes takes my out riding with him but I don't like him going fast with me
Please save your fast riding for quiet country roads.
My daddy said if you want to some time you could ride with him on his favorite road. He rides VERY VERY fast -he scares me sometimes
His road is called Pukekohe park Raceway.
Please Mr One be careful from now on
Baby Bikie

**The One** · 15th September 2004, 09:03

Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Just an Idea

Cheers.

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 09:34

Jeepers.

I've so far ignored this thread, primarily because I've been busy and the title looked boring.

Pity.

I'll look forward to hearing about how TO goes on his first track day...

**vifferman** · 15th September 2004, 09:43

Originally Posted by The One

Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Oh yeah, I've done that heaps of times, just never told anyone about it.
So I'll be the second member of this nefarious club, which would make me the vice-captain of vice, yes?

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 09:47

Originally Posted by The One

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Stop trolling, you silly twat.

Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.

**Hitcher** · 15th September 2004, 10:04

Originally Posted by jrandom

Stop trolling, you silly twat.

Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.

Woo hoo! Bring it on!

**riffer** · 15th September 2004, 10:07

How about The One puts his money where his mouth is and actually turns up at the Wairarapa Speed Trials?

**vifferman** · 15th September 2004, 10:13

Originally Posted by jrandom

Stop trolling, you silly twat.

Or I'll use sarcasm, dramatic irony, metaphor, bathos, puns, parody, litotes, satire and an eight-hundred-yard-long hedgehog called Spiny Norman.

So you're prone to exaggeration too, huh? Spiny Norman was 12 feet from nose to tail and only sometimes 8 hundred yards long.
Anyway, I wasn't trolling, only exaggerating; I have overtaken a cop, but I was only doing about 120, so I'm more than halfway to being eligible for the 200+ gang.

**White trash** · 15th September 2004, 10:17

Originally Posted by The One

Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Just an Idea

Cheers.

Sorry T/O. 200kph is for pooftas, to join *my* club you have to go over 220 on one wheel.

Front or back, I'm not fussed.

And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 10:18

Originally Posted by firestormer

So you're prone to exaggeration too, huh? Spiny Norman was 12 feet from nose to tail and only sometimes 8 hundred yards long.
Anyway, I wasn't trolling, only exaggerating; I have overtaken a cop, but I was only doing about 120, so I'm more than halfway to being eligible for the 200+ gang.

My reply was to TO. Did you think I was accusing *you* of trolling?

"Dinsdale..."

**riffer** · 15th September 2004, 10:21

Originally Posted by White trash

Sorry T/O. 200kph is for pooftas, to join *my* club you have to go over 220 on one wheel.

Front or back, I'm not fussed.

And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.

I'll bet $10 on the trashman...

**Blakamin** · 15th September 2004, 10:21

Originally Posted by White trash

And don't call my bluff, fuckhead. Or I'll call yours.

HAHAHAHA

**Zed** · 15th September 2004, 10:41

Originally Posted by The One

Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Just an Idea

Cheers.

Have you voted on the Religious Ravings thread yet TO?

You seem like a you're quite disturbed? Come over, let's have a talk!

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 10:45

Originally Posted by Zed

You seem like a you're quite disturbed? Come over, let's have a talk!

You are a bad man.

**Zed** · 15th September 2004, 11:04

Originally Posted by jrandom

You are a bad man.

Don't get so serious JR! Just trying to make a better man out of TO

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 11:17

Originally Posted by Zed

Don't get so serious JR! Just trying to make a better man out of TO

I *wasn't* being serious.

**White trash** · 15th September 2004, 12:16

Originally Posted by The One

Just thinking of starting a club, would anyone be interested.

Will be called "Illegal Riders" to get membership you have to overtake a patrol car at over 200Kph. That will be free entry for the rider.

Just an Idea

Cheers.

Tell you what though, you're doing a damn fine job of trolling when others would have given up and gone home by now.

Good effort.

Celtic Only ten bucks? I'm a much safer bet than that, you could make some good coin here. :cool2:

**Zed** · 15th September 2004, 12:47

Originally Posted by jrandom

I *wasn't* being serious.

Actually, I just re-read your 5 word post again (with the help of my crystal ball) and it is obvious now that you weren't being serious!?

**dangerman** · 15th September 2004, 12:56

Kept me amused for a whole lunch hour
Started off with a hiss and a roar
kinda faded a bit in the middle
then came on again at the end

I keep thinking of that "sunday" programme a few weeks ago where that billock up north used a Truimph travelling at the speed of sound to turn a car into pulp and killed a teenage girl. Her boyfriend was in the passenger seat and her parents were in the car following.

Great fun

**riffer** · 15th September 2004, 13:30

Originally Posted by White trash

Celtic Only ten bucks? I'm a much safer bet than that, you could make some good coin here. :cool2:

That's all my pocket money for the week

**Joni** · 15th September 2004, 13:44

Originally Posted by celticno6

I'll bet $10 on the trashman...

I'm pretty sure that's a safe bet, until TO puts some action into place to validate all the trolling going on....

**riffer** · 15th September 2004, 14:28

Originally Posted by Joni

I'm pretty sure that's a safe bet, until TO puts some action into place to validate all the trolling going on....

That's the funny thing about trolls ... they never seem to back up their words.

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 14:55

Originally Posted by celticno6

That's the funny thing about trolls ... they never seem to back up their words.

If they did, you couldn't call them trolls.

**vifferman** · 15th September 2004, 15:10

Originally Posted by celticno6

That's all my pocket money for the week

You lucky, lucky, lucky bastidge.
I don't get no pocket money.

And about the trolls - they never seem to back up their words because they're not good at the langwij thing. Clubs and rocks is more their style.

**Posh Tourer :P** · 15th September 2004, 15:16

Originally Posted by firestormer

And about the trolls - they never seem to back up their words because they're not good at the langwij thing. Clubs and rocks is more their style.

And music wiv rocks in it? In clubs?

Rocks.

**jrandom** · 15th September 2004, 15:21

Originally Posted by firestormer

Clubs and rocks is more their style.

Trip, trop, trip, trop...

**SPman** · 15th September 2004, 17:33

Originally Posted by jrandom

Trip, trop, trip, trop...

By the hair of my chinny chin chin!

**mangell6** · 15th September 2004, 19:55

Been told about this thread, will now go to the beginning.

**RT527** · 15th September 2004, 20:05

hmmm all those years ago i remember a fellow workmate trying to outrun the law back when the MOT had pursuit vehicles he was on a 650 katana i think it was.... the cop was in a worked falcon with a v8 blah de blah and guess what happen to him at 150 kms/h yep you guessed it he was forced off the road so i guess you lucky that the police aint allowed to go that fast and knock you off your bike.
Guys the police, Ambo`s and paid Fire fighters see death and carnage all the time,so do us volunteers and it never gets easier, to say we cope is just what I say ....We cope ...Barely, with munters out there killin themselves all the time, and others.
Ive been attending fatals for the past 5 years in that time i have been involved with about 12 fatals mostly cars vs trucks or cars vs cars ,and to see what happens to a person when they crash at 100 km/h I`d hate to see you at 250 km/h + the speed of anything you hit gets added to the total.
B4 anyone says it ...yes ive done some hairbrained things but never out of my riding ability and the one time i did go over 200 was at a race track , call me a nanny if ya like.
But spare a thought for the proffessionals right thru to the nurse`s and doctors and the unpaid volunteer proffesionals ,Regardless of what we think people do that is stupid ...Remember
We Will Still be there for you all at your time of need
Cheers and safe riding.
RT527

**riffer** · 15th September 2004, 20:17

Originally Posted by jrandom

Trip, trop, trip, trop...

My son has pointed out to me that this should be "trip trap, trip trap" apparently... :sly:

**mangell6** · 15th September 2004, 21:44

Well that was fun reading.

I guess no one does anything stupid any more.

**Hitcher** · 16th September 2004, 09:06

Originally Posted by celticno6

My son has pointed out to me that this should be "trip trap, trip trap" apparently... :sly:

Pedantry being encouraged in the next generation. Excellent!! Next get him started on the apostrophe...

**marty** · 16th September 2004, 09:48

the question still remains - has anyone actually seen TO riding this legendary 924? they seem to be rather rare. i found one for sale on google - does anyone care to translate?

HONDA CBR924RR, rok prod. 2001/2002, przebieg 1,8 tys., cena 28800, stan bardzo dobry, kupiony w polskim salonie, pierwsza rejestracja wrzesień 2002, prawie nowy!, brak kierunku i naklejki. Paweł tel. 0-602 804977, 0-41 3614932

**jrandom** · 16th September 2004, 10:04

Originally Posted by marty

the question still remains - has anyone actually seen TO riding this legendary 924? they seem to be rather rare. i found one for sale on google - does anyone care to translate?

It's an easy typo for "954", innit. Off top of head, and after Googling it myself, I'm sure there never was a 924 blade.

The likely case that he doesn't actually *have* one means that he won't be mentally cross-checking his profile against the fairing decals he looks at every morning, so he won't have figgered it out yet.

And, if he goes back and fixes it now, it makes his trollery a bit, well, obvious...

**vifferman** · 16th September 2004, 10:11

Originally Posted by jrandom

It's an easy typo for "954", innit. Off top of head, and after Googling it myself, I'm sure there never was a 924 blade.

The likely case that he doesn't actually *have* one means that he won't be mentally cross-checking his profile against the fairing decals he looks at every morning, so he won't have figgered it out yet.

And, if he goes back and fixes it now, it makes his trollery a bit, well, obvious...

Does the 929 (I think that's what he said it was?) or even the 954 actually have the number on the fairings? I think that wasn't the case at first (like with the 919s or whatever); they just said CBRRRRR or summat. I dunno.
And no, he hasn't altered it. I had to check, dammit!

**Hitcher** · 16th September 2004, 10:13

Originally Posted by marty

HONDA CBR924RR, rok prod. 2001/2002, przebieg 1,8 tys., cena 28800, stan bardzo dobry, kupiony w polskim salonie, pierwsza rejestracja wrzesień 2002, prawie nowy!, brak kierunku i naklejki. Paweł tel. 0-602 804977, 0-41 3614932

That's Polish. The seller (Pavel) wants to sell his 2001/02 model year Honda, first registered in 2002, that has travelled 28,800km. He says it's in good nick, the brakes having recently been reshod. Give him a bell at the attached numbers to discuss price and delivery options.